OFFICIAL: 2023 Fantasy Football Thread - The Eagles lost to the Giants and Rick is nowhere to be found
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Just for the fact he beat the Eagles on top of not being able to stay healthy and not giving a shit about football.
Pearl
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
Quoting this for when you play Kelce and he puts up 40 lol
Meantime your owner was sitting in the owners box at Gillette stadium with Bob Kraft... So weird
Dallas defense ruining my and pearls night simultaneously in different ways.
and they are keeping dak off the field...
Geez for real, now that is weird. Glad I'm only a lurker, don't miss pro ball sports even a little. Just a headline passersby.
Back to misery for us Giants fans.
Well my kicker had two kicks.....one got blocked and returned for a touchdown....the other got shanked into the swamp off route 3. Good start to the year.
the Ravens pummeled the texans, yet Lamar had two fumbles and an INT, so that went well.
Zeke fumbled his second carry....oh ya, your not playing in the jerry dome anymore.
Barkley fumbles to diggs and it gets ruled a pick 6...hey lucky me!
Week 1 is always a mess now that starters dont play in the pre season....my god, yesterday was some of the worst pro football I have ever seen.
the Ravens pummeled the texans, yet Lamar had two fumbles and an INT, so that went well.
Zeke fumbled his second carry....oh ya, your not playing in the jerry dome anymore.
Barkley fumbles to diggs and it gets ruled a pick 6...hey lucky me!
Week 1 is always a mess now that starters dont play in the pre season....my god, yesterday was some of the worst pro football I have ever seen.
Pearl
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
I went to bed when the Giants were down 20 nothing thinking it couldn't get much worse, thinking i had a W in the bag, at least the giants will do SOMETHING in the second half to make it look respectable.. Only to wake up see that the Cowboys D put up FUCKIN 37 points to hand me a L. Like WTF mate
Monday Night Miracle Situations
I don't see @jmanic's Jared Cook putting up a thirty burger to topple @jShort
I don't see @Patrick's Tyler Bass covering 25 points while @Gene still has Josh Allen left to sling it for the Bills. Also two goose eggs for Patrick (Drake London and Dallas Goedert) *FARTNOISE*
The only fun one to really look out for is:
@Carson is down 1.54 points with Diggs left to beat on the Jets to @Utah Joe with the Jets D left to roll out. Have to think that that goose egg by Gano in the kicker spot will cost him an L... Unless there is some New York defensive voodoo in that stadium from 24 hours ago... it's still raining isn't it?
Monday Night Miracle Situations
I don't see @jmanic's Jared Cook putting up a thirty burger to topple @jShort
I don't see @Patrick's Tyler Bass covering 25 points while @Gene still has Josh Allen left to sling it for the Bills. Also two goose eggs for Patrick (Drake London and Dallas Goedert) *FARTNOISE*
The only fun one to really look out for is:
@Carson is down 1.54 points with Diggs left to beat on the Jets to @Utah Joe with the Jets D left to roll out. Have to think that that goose egg by Gano in the kicker spot will cost him an L... Unless there is some New York defensive voodoo in that stadium from 24 hours ago... it's still raining isn't it?
Damage was done by halftime. Giants could've scored 60 in the 2nd half and you would've lost.
2 TDs- 12 pts
2 INTs- 4 pts
6(?) sacks- 6 pts
Blocked kick- 2 pts
24 points at the half without accounting for any PA...35+ points allowed is minus is -5.
