OFFICIAL: 2022 Fantasy Football Thread - DUST OFF YA FOOZEBALLS

COLLUSION.

Maybe the only fair way if they don't play the game before Week 18 is to split the pot. I always wanted to be co-champ. With @Magic. FFS.

I'm now dating a Nurse Practitioner at a Cardiology practice. I need to start planning for the future at my age. This is her official prediction after watching the footage.


This is the current stance of yahoo: The game status of the Week 17 Bills-Bengals game is undetermined at this time. Week 17 scoring and matchup results could change should the game be played at a later date. Please bookmark this article to monitor the latest updates or follow @YahooFantasy.

The juice of the article:

IN THE EVENT OF A BILLS-BENGALS GAME CANCELLATION​

  • If the game is declared final by the NFL and scored as is (meaning the score is finalized as 7-3), all fantasy points will remain as is.
  • If the game is canceled and stats are zeroed out by the NFL, all fantasy points accumulated in the Bills-Bengals game will be zeroed out to reflect the official record.

IN THE EVENT OF A BILLS-BENGALS GAME CONTINUATION​

  • If the game resumes (at any point in the future), scores will accrue as they normally would for Week 17 matchups. This will impact Week 17 results and Week 18 matchups may be impacted (as necessary).
    • Example: A manager who wins their Week 17 matchup may end up losing after we apply stat corrections following the completion of the Bills-Bengals game. That manager’s Week 18 matchup would then be a 3rd-place game rather than the championship game.
 
This is the current stance of yahoo: The game status of the Week 17 Bills-Bengals game is undetermined at this time. Week 17 scoring and matchup results could change should the game be played at a later date. Please bookmark this article to monitor the latest updates or follow @YahooFantasy.

The juice of the article:

IN THE EVENT OF A BILLS-BENGALS GAME CANCELLATION​

  • If the game is declared final by the NFL and scored as is (meaning the score is finalized as 7-3), all fantasy points will remain as is.
  • If the game is canceled and stats are zeroed out by the NFL, all fantasy points accumulated in the Bills-Bengals game will be zeroed out to reflect the official record.

IN THE EVENT OF A BILLS-BENGALS GAME CONTINUATION​

  • If the game resumes (at any point in the future), scores will accrue as they normally would for Week 17 matchups. This will impact Week 17 results and Week 18 matchups may be impacted (as necessary).
    • Example: A manager who wins their Week 17 matchup may end up losing after we apply stat corrections following the completion of the Bills-Bengals game. That manager’s Week 18 matchup would then be a 3rd-place game rather than the championship game.
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Damn.... two of my leagues have been called as it is....but the final matchups were pretty much decided prior to the BUF-CIN..... no big scoring players left (Allen, Diggs, Burrow, Chase)
 
In my other league I was in the championship going against Mixon up by a point when the game was suspended.

Yahoo had me at a 20% chance of winning so we split the money up for grabs in the championship 80/20. Bad beats happen, but I'm not about to be a dick considering the situation that caused it. Felt very fair to me.
 
^^^ that was a solid solution.


In better news - looks like Damar gunna be ok.
a miracle - there was some talk on the radio about how the emergency response teams had trained for dealing with CPR/AED in a game situation.
Gotta get the jersey and shoulder pads cut-off, start compressions on a more muscular person, switching who is doing it, etc...
Hell yeah.
 
^^^ that was a solid solution.


In better news - looks like Damar gunna be ok.
a miracle - there was some talk on the radio about how the emergency response teams had trained for dealing with CPR/AED in a game situation.
Gotta get the jersey and shoulder pads cut-off, start compressions on a more muscular person, switching who is doing it, etc...
Hell yeah.

I dunno about that. He's still on a vent and has a long way to go. And assess how much damage to cardiac tissue was done, if any.
 
I dunno about that. He's still on a vent and has a long way to go. And assess how much damage to cardiac tissue was done, if any.
Someone stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night
 
Seems strange to be typing this up on a Friday... but the season has come to a strange end with the Bengals/Bills game being cancelled. Some of you got shafted with this decision by the NFL, especially @stb222 who will now be the biggest loser. Excited to see what @Norm changes his title to.

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@Carson will be the leagues first Guac Cup Champion with an asterisk next to it, which seems fitting.

BEST OF THE REST TRIPLE THREAT
1) @Pearl - 126.66 + 106.60 = 233.26
2) @jShort - 117.98 + 82.28 = 200.26
3) @Patrick - 93.90 + 92.28 = 186.18


GOLDEN TURD BRACKET
@stb222 - 114.56 + 52.88 = 167.44
@Gene - 107.56 + 90.44 = 198
@Meatball Mia - 101.38 + 117.42 = 218.80


Your 2023 draft picking order, YA BOY IS ON THE CLOCK

1. Best of The Rest Bracket - 1st - @Pearl
2. Best of The Rest Bracket - 2nd - @jShort
3. Best of The Rest Bracket - 3rd - @Patrick
4. Golden Turd - Highest Score - @Meatball Mia
5. Golden Turd - Second Highest Score - @Gene
6. Golden Turd - “Winner” (Lowest Score) - @stb222
7. Uncle Rico Bowl Winner (W15) - @elzoller
8. I Want My Money Back Bowl Winner - @UtahJoe
9. Uncle Rico Bowl Loser (W15) - @jmanic
10. I Want My Money Back Bowl Loser - @Cassinonorth
11. Guac Cup** - @Carson (negotiated)
12. Guac Cup** - @Magic
 
Man if I have to watch this shit ass, garbage Miami team again next week because the bills are this inept.....this game should be 35-0 by now. You SUCK buffalo.
 
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