Official: 2017-2018 mtbNJ.com Fantasy Football League Thread - GUACAMOLE CUP WEEKEND!
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Andy Dalton and Marvin Lewis... All you need to know... Put them in any big game and they will vomit on the field eventually.....Perfect example last night...
2:56 to go...CIN has 3rd and 2...PIT has 1 TO left....(all they need is a first down and PIT would have nearly no time left) Andy drops back to pass...Stands there...1 yard from the line to gain for FIVE GODDAM SECONDS until he is sacked....If he just fell forward, he would have had the 1st down...Bengals mostly like would have ended the game right there...What happens? 3 and out, punt...PIT goes right down the field, FG with 5 sec left...This is what they do every goddam time.
And my god, Pittsburgh...I dont care if if Shazier got carted off, that defense is horrendous....NE is going to light them up next week.
I was thinking about it this morning...Pit is barely getting by bad teams...other than them...is there anyone in the AFC they might even make NE break a sweat? JACKSONVILLE AND BUBBY BORTLES?
You could outscore Kev by 60, and win the regular season.....could happen.
in other news......
TBD or ACTN - win and you are in!
or a loss by GTRD and you are both in!
GTRD win and a loss by either goes to the tie breaker! I've got Pearl by 45 pts going into this week, and a razor thin 3pts over Jay. Y'all know how i want this to break.
Pearl may have caught a huge break. Brady without Gronk is a different Brady - although coming off last week, he is going to be furious, and will show no mercy, given the opportunity.
Still the line stands at +12 for PDOGS!
CARS took down TBD in a week 5 matchup when Eli was still a starting QB, and Zurlein had an off week. How is Dave going to close the projected 11 point gap?
The Sauce at the Bandicoots is too close to call, with a tight line of -7. With Philadelphia playing for nothing other than home field advantage, will they show up? Will Kareem bounce back from a poor performance @ Jets?
stay tuned - she is warming up!
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Their playing the fins...I could play TE for NE and they will still win by 30.
Lets see
Goff vs Philly...Ya ill take TB12 all day there
Bmore has a great pass defense, but their run defense is meh...and great pass defense doesnt count when you are playing AB anyway
DONT like Fournette in seattle...I dont care how good he is when Bubby bortles is your QB
Anyone vs MIN at home this year...good luck
Gordon in GB...eh..GB defense stinks, but they will be fighting for a playoff spot
Morris @NYG...this is interesting...Mcdummy/Reese fired...Spags now the coach and he will be next if they look bad...Plus eli coming back for a home game...PLUS if they beat Dallas...they will sink any chance the cowboys have at the playoffs...This has upset written all over it.
Bears have no offense, so the good defense will die eventually
for @jmanic
TB12 never gets tired of torching Miami....I dont even understand why they even have to play that game....Save the jet fuel.
LOVE MG vs the skins...Thats a HUGE game for LAC and meaningless for WSH
ingram vs atl is good
AJ vs CHI is good
Tate vs TB is good if Stafford plays
Cook vs KC is awesome since the raiders need that game badly
Lewis is like 10/10...figure that the pats will be up by like 2tds at the half...they will get the opening KO, right down the field, td...then just run the ball for the next 25min.
Any defense vs yo gaba gabbert
@pearl you better get working on that lineup bc im not liking these matchups
Pearl
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
Well I didn't drink enough bleach after watching the whole Bengals/Steelers game, so here is the updated stuffs:
Week 13 Scoreboard
Week 14 Power Rankings
1) @UtahJoe - London Silly Nanies 9-4 (+2)
Ticket punched, Gronk being out means he gets a bye week before the playoffs start and cruise through the week, as his matchup this week has no implication on the playoffs. Just gotta make sure no one gets nicked up. It's all lining up at the right time. Highest points for the week is what propels the Nanies over the 26" riders.
2) @jnos - Still Riding 26” Wheels 8-5 (0)
Hard to pick this as the #2 team, but man, it's all clicking here too. Even with AB on an "off" night hanging 16.1 points.
3) @stb222 - Long Duck Dongs 10-3 (-3)
It's happening right before our eyes. The vintage end of the year collapse. No one on this roster can currently throw a forward pass. Well maybe Sanu. This weeks waiver wire will be huge. If GB can win, does Rodgers really come back?
4) @fidodie - Mariani Sauce 7-6 (0)
The sauce is FIRING right now. Granted the Shorties laid down and let the sauce burn him, it didn't matter. The sauce is rolling and looking for help to spoil the last supper. Maybe the cinderella team here?
5) @pearl - Guac Deez Nuts 8-5 (0)
Almost clinched a spot being saved by the Bell, but short 1.6 points. Breaking 100 points is a good sign, hopefully there is still one game left in the tank to get to the big dance.
6) @jmanic - Pocket Dogs 6-7 (+1)
The race for the toilet bowl is going to be fierce, especially if AJ Green is really back.
7) @Chris26er - Crash Bandicoots 3-10 (+1)
The Nanies brought the house to the 'coots, but 6'er has been crafty all year. Keenan is blowing up late, just as it looked like he would. This is what I was expecting out of this squad.
8) @Carson - Team LumbarGate 6-7 (+1)
Turning the screws to the #1 team, a minor victory in a season of despair.
9) @elzoller - Team El Guac-Oh! 6-7 (-3)
Pains me to drop this team this low, but man, that point total.
10) @jShort - Too $hort - 2-11 (0)
You actually scrolled down this far? Kudos.
Week 13 Scoreboard
Week 14 Power Rankings
1) @UtahJoe - London Silly Nanies 9-4 (+2)
Ticket punched, Gronk being out means he gets a bye week before the playoffs start and cruise through the week, as his matchup this week has no implication on the playoffs. Just gotta make sure no one gets nicked up. It's all lining up at the right time. Highest points for the week is what propels the Nanies over the 26" riders.
2) @jnos - Still Riding 26” Wheels 8-5 (0)
Hard to pick this as the #2 team, but man, it's all clicking here too. Even with AB on an "off" night hanging 16.1 points.
3) @stb222 - Long Duck Dongs 10-3 (-3)
It's happening right before our eyes. The vintage end of the year collapse. No one on this roster can currently throw a forward pass. Well maybe Sanu. This weeks waiver wire will be huge. If GB can win, does Rodgers really come back?
4) @fidodie - Mariani Sauce 7-6 (0)
The sauce is FIRING right now. Granted the Shorties laid down and let the sauce burn him, it didn't matter. The sauce is rolling and looking for help to spoil the last supper. Maybe the cinderella team here?
5) @pearl - Guac Deez Nuts 8-5 (0)
Almost clinched a spot being saved by the Bell, but short 1.6 points. Breaking 100 points is a good sign, hopefully there is still one game left in the tank to get to the big dance.
6) @jmanic - Pocket Dogs 6-7 (+1)
The race for the toilet bowl is going to be fierce, especially if AJ Green is really back.
7) @Chris26er - Crash Bandicoots 3-10 (+1)
The Nanies brought the house to the 'coots, but 6'er has been crafty all year. Keenan is blowing up late, just as it looked like he would. This is what I was expecting out of this squad.
8) @Carson - Team LumbarGate 6-7 (+1)
Turning the screws to the #1 team, a minor victory in a season of despair.
9) @elzoller - Team El Guac-Oh! 6-7 (-3)
Pains me to drop this team this low, but man, that point total.
10) @jShort - Too $hort - 2-11 (0)
You actually scrolled down this far? Kudos.
Gotcha.
well I guess this will be my next week
You on the other hand...Good luck with @Chris26er...I sure as hell wouldnt want to play him with the playoffs on the line
It is fake news anyways. If I top the regular season as a non-football fan / follower, Ill consider the season a win.
The non football people have the advantage...they let the computer play they game and dont tinker/take risks. Humans fuck up everything. Its really the best way to play this game BUT WHAT FUN WOULD THAT BE??
Pearl
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
thats the remains of the bleach, i guess
It isn't like I am on autopilot, I have to make numerous changes. And it is kinda fun beating people who take it all srs like.