Official: 2017-2018 mtbNJ.com Fantasy Football League Thread - GUACAMOLE CUP WEEKEND!
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Pearl
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
Monday Night Miracle Situations
Sorry I could not participate in the shenanigans this weekend, was a full house here
Quiet a turn around from last week where only a few realistic situations,
@pearl and the nuts are +8.5 with Funchess left to get bunches of points, but @jShort and the Shorties are looking to play spoil with Carolina D in the wings. If Funchess puts up a dud, it's going to get ugly. Cutler is a turnover machine.
@jmanic and the dogs are up +1.8 with no one left to play, while @UtahJoe is sitting pretty with Landry. As long as he doesn't stub his toe in warmups, he should be gucci.
@Carson is -34.9 with CMC left? and @elzoller has a player? Put a bow on that one.
as predicted, @stb222 at 8-1 is -28.9 against @Chris26er's 1-8 squad with the all amazing Tight End ED DICKSON left to roll. If he pulls this one off, I'll pee my pants.
Sorry I could not participate in the shenanigans this weekend, was a full house here
Quiet a turn around from last week where only a few realistic situations,
@pearl and the nuts are +8.5 with Funchess left to get bunches of points, but @jShort and the Shorties are looking to play spoil with Carolina D in the wings. If Funchess puts up a dud, it's going to get ugly. Cutler is a turnover machine.
@jmanic and the dogs are up +1.8 with no one left to play, while @UtahJoe is sitting pretty with Landry. As long as he doesn't stub his toe in warmups, he should be gucci.
@Carson is -34.9 with CMC left? and @elzoller has a player? Put a bow on that one.
as predicted, @stb222 at 8-1 is -28.9 against @Chris26er's 1-8 squad with the all amazing Tight End ED DICKSON left to roll. If he pulls this one off, I'll pee my pants.
You'd really be sweating if I hadn't over-managed this one, swapping Powell for Crowell Sunday am.
This is why we can't have playoff things.
I just hope that Landry drops 20 tonight so I don't spend the week regretting life choices.
But he'll probably just score 2 points and that will be that.
But really, anyone with a Jet on their roster can't be seriously thinking playoffs.
I needed 1 goddam week for someone to fill in for my beloved wentz wagon....I of course pick the week that Josh McClown turns back into a pumpkin.
Lucky for me (unlucky for you) the Broncos are SO hideous that they took Brady out and showed Denver some mercy for the entire 4th qtr
Yeah, I saw Gronk was still scoring points, but Brady was not.
I stopped watching updates then.
as I said to @pearl no tight end, not even gronk...is worth a good RB1....no way....Pearl is selling you oceanfront property in Iowa.
Fornette is still the horse....However, when they decide to let Bubby Bortles&James throw the ball 51 goddam times? This is not a recipe for victory...and they tried every way humanly possible to lose that game yesterday...Chargers just tried harder
i swear upon the god of tubeless:
1. I made the offer, unsolicited.
2. I was sober, mostly - i guess. it was this morning.
3. I'll take the #1 rated TE - for a broken RB1. 17for33 (longest 8 means 16 for 25) coming off a couple weeks of not playing.
4. i've just taken Zeke out the the playoff picture if i don't make it - that should make 1/2 of everyone happy. On the other hand, i could avoid the turd for a second year in a row.
5. Zeke ain't hurt - and those division games are coming. Funny how courts can change their minds.
6. i probably shouldn't have included my TE in the deal, but he was going, along with the others. and the extra kicker, and probably big ben. cause he is an interception machine now.
now i need to figure out what i'm doing for my rb situation for the next week or so, while they kick goo-dell, which allows the new commissioner to reinstate zeke.
the punishment is so disconnected from the crime at this point, that it won't have the affect of the rice situation. or that numb nuts on the giants that kept a diary.
it will look less stupid if the situation changes. that is my gambit.
1. I made the offer, unsolicited.
2. I was sober, mostly - i guess. it was this morning.
3. I'll take the #1 rated TE - for a broken RB1. 17for33 (longest 8 means 16 for 25) coming off a couple weeks of not playing.
4. i've just taken Zeke out the the playoff picture if i don't make it - that should make 1/2 of everyone happy. On the other hand, i could avoid the turd for a second year in a row.
5. Zeke ain't hurt - and those division games are coming. Funny how courts can change their minds.
6. i probably shouldn't have included my TE in the deal, but he was going, along with the others. and the extra kicker, and probably big ben. cause he is an interception machine now.
now i need to figure out what i'm doing for my rb situation for the next week or so, while they kick goo-dell, which allows the new commissioner to reinstate zeke.
the punishment is so disconnected from the crime at this point, that it won't have the affect of the rice situation. or that numb nuts on the giants that kept a diary.
it will look less stupid if the situation changes. that is my gambit.
elzoller
El Guac-Oh
funny how everybody is offering trades to @pearl
for the record...i didn't veto this trade.....Fidodie is taking a valid gamble of Zeke....going all or nothing to make the playoffs...
and Pearl is throwing his chances at a championship away....
Devonta will be out because of concussion, hes got LeVeon and Coleman...with the #1 TE and the red hot Goff.....oh wait....no more Kelce and a broken RED FORTUNETTE......Pearl is 99% on the playoffs and wont have ZEKE on his roster once he is back from the SUSP...come playoff time!
for the record...i didn't veto this trade.....Fidodie is taking a valid gamble of Zeke....going all or nothing to make the playoffs...
and Pearl is throwing his chances at a championship away....
Devonta will be out because of concussion, hes got LeVeon and Coleman...with the #1 TE and the red hot Goff.....oh wait....no more Kelce and a broken RED FORTUNETTE......Pearl is 99% on the playoffs and wont have ZEKE on his roster once he is back from the SUSP...come playoff time!
Cowboys are not making the playoffs at this rate. No Zeke is bad...but then no Tyrone Smith and we now see how amazing that O-line is without him and that defense is useless without sean lee who is out for a few more games. They are 5-4 with 3 of their 4 losses to the rams, falcons, and packers...who all have the same or better records...thus would get tie breaker over them...So they need to do a shit ton of winning here on out.
Nice game @jmanic....I had to watch more of that vomit inducing Miami game last night than I would have liked...nothing is ever certain with this asshole throwing the ball
wow...@stb222 gets blown out of the building by @Chris26er Thats like losing to the Giants.
Nice game @jmanic....I had to watch more of that vomit inducing Miami game last night than I would have liked...nothing is ever certain with this asshole throwing the ball
wow...@stb222 gets blown out of the building by @Chris26er Thats like losing to the Giants.
Pearl
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
Week 11 Scoreboard
The one that stands out here is Kevy taking a big knock on the chin, what looked like a runaway first place in the regular season is now only one game ahead of the pack. Everything else, kind of shook out the way it was looking like it would? Strange week of normal-ness.
Playoff Picture
Starting to take shape now, It looks like 8 wins locks you in at this point. With 4 weeks left to go, all but two teams are still mathematically in this thing.
Week 11 Power Rankings
1) @UtahJoe - London Silly Nanies 7-3 (+1)
Most points for the week and putting down a high powered Pocket Dogs team, back to #1 here.
2) @jmanic - Pocket Dogs 5-5 (+1)
Taking a L but would have beat every other team this week, so I feel good about them still at this spot.
3) @stb222 - Long Duck Dongs 8-2 (-2)
Bad loss here, Eventually it was going to come. Still the best record so some respect to be shown, but it’s not trending in the right direction. Ty-god and Mavin Jones finally fall back down to earth at the worst time of the year, and the same time. Not sure why Rodgers is still on the bench, maybe for motivational speaking?
4) @pearl - Guac Deez Nuts 7-3 (0)
Sweating it out with no TE was a big gamble, but it paid off. Still too many WRs to choose from…
5) @jnos - Still Riding 26” Wheels 5-5 (0)
Solid box score here even with AB shitting the bed with a juicy matchup.
6) @elzoller - Team El Guac-Oh! 6-4 (0)
This looked like the Guac bye week hell, so pulling a W here even with a mediocre total score is a good enough to keep pace.
7) @fidodie - Mariani Sauce 4-6 (0)
Trading for Kelce for a late playoff push? Not out of it just yet.
8) @Chris26er - Crash Bandicoots 2-8 (+2)
Very predictable, top team loses to the bottom team.
9) @Carson - Team LumbarGate 4-6 (-1)
Another bye week hell here, but the team was all on the same page Sunday, all with duds.
10) @jShort - Too $hort - 2-8 (-1)
Battling out with 26er for the worst record… Injury plagued week with bad luck all around. Hopefully they start building for the Toilet Bowl and prepare to win out.
The one that stands out here is Kevy taking a big knock on the chin, what looked like a runaway first place in the regular season is now only one game ahead of the pack. Everything else, kind of shook out the way it was looking like it would? Strange week of normal-ness.
Playoff Picture
Starting to take shape now, It looks like 8 wins locks you in at this point. With 4 weeks left to go, all but two teams are still mathematically in this thing.
Week 11 Power Rankings
1) @UtahJoe - London Silly Nanies 7-3 (+1)
Most points for the week and putting down a high powered Pocket Dogs team, back to #1 here.
2) @jmanic - Pocket Dogs 5-5 (+1)
Taking a L but would have beat every other team this week, so I feel good about them still at this spot.
3) @stb222 - Long Duck Dongs 8-2 (-2)
Bad loss here, Eventually it was going to come. Still the best record so some respect to be shown, but it’s not trending in the right direction. Ty-god and Mavin Jones finally fall back down to earth at the worst time of the year, and the same time. Not sure why Rodgers is still on the bench, maybe for motivational speaking?
4) @pearl - Guac Deez Nuts 7-3 (0)
Sweating it out with no TE was a big gamble, but it paid off. Still too many WRs to choose from…
5) @jnos - Still Riding 26” Wheels 5-5 (0)
Solid box score here even with AB shitting the bed with a juicy matchup.
6) @elzoller - Team El Guac-Oh! 6-4 (0)
This looked like the Guac bye week hell, so pulling a W here even with a mediocre total score is a good enough to keep pace.
7) @fidodie - Mariani Sauce 4-6 (0)
Trading for Kelce for a late playoff push? Not out of it just yet.
8) @Chris26er - Crash Bandicoots 2-8 (+2)
Very predictable, top team loses to the bottom team.
9) @Carson - Team LumbarGate 4-6 (-1)
Another bye week hell here, but the team was all on the same page Sunday, all with duds.
10) @jShort - Too $hort - 2-8 (-1)
Battling out with 26er for the worst record… Injury plagued week with bad luck all around. Hopefully they start building for the Toilet Bowl and prepare to win out.
and thats with you stealing my QB and leaving me with Pumpkin McClown.
Back on top
oh man....LDD drops all the way to #3?
elzoller
El Guac-Oh
Cowboys are not making the playoffs at this rate. No Zeke is bad...but then no Tyrone Smith and we now see how amazing that O-line is without him and that defense is useless without sean lee who is out for a few more games. They are 5-4 with 3 of their 4 losses to the rams, falcons, and packers...who all have the same or better records...thus would get tie breaker over them...So they need to do a shit ton of winning here on out.
Nice game @jmanic....I had to watch more of that vomit inducing Miami game last night than I would have liked...nothing is ever certain with this asshole throwing the ball
wow...@stb222 gets blown out of the building by @Chris26er Thats like losing to the Giants.
I know Cowgirls chances are not looking good....just trying to plant the seed of doubt on Pearl. He has a very strong team anyway, with and without Zeke...not sure why so many WRs.....there were plenty of good TE pick up options on the wire last week...
