mysterious package

[capedoc]

This package just arrived for the dude who's cubical is behind mine. He is out sick.

What would you do?

 

[Pearl]

draw a big penis on it

 

[Mountain Bike Mike]

draw a big penis on it

Weird! :hmmm:

 

[Patrick]

open top flap!

 

[pooriggy]

^ cock & balls for the win.

 

[capedoc]

judging by the sounds coming from behind me, it's definitely 1000 crickets.

Hope dudeman isn't out sick for long.

 

[Wobbegong]

It says open top flaps.....

 

[1speed]

You should bring it to the airport and just leave it unattended with one of the flaps slightly open.

 

[UtahJoe]

You realize who your coworker is now?

 

[Pearl]

OP will not deliver

 

[capedoc]

Opie delivers

 

[Pearl]

take another angle, it looks like its on a piece of tape or photoshopped

 

[stb222]

Opie delivers

awesome if it was real

 

[capedoc]

take another angle, it looks like its on a piece of tape or photoshopped

 

[Pearl]

Put your keys on top of it and remove the tape.

 

[Pearl]

Prove its not photoshopped and you will be a legend

 

[Mountain Bike Mike]

This is like the kid sticking his tongue to the pole in Christmas Story - "I triple dog dare yuh!"

 

[stb222]

 

[Norm]

Just send Pearl a video.

 

[capedoc]

Pearl seems more concerned with penises rather than the fact that there is an unattended case of live insects of which the recipient is MIA.