Wife looked at the cut on my leg when I got home
Her: you know thats infected
me: I had no idea
her: Im assuming what you cut it on was filthy?
me: it was a bike pedal that i stood on after walking around the city of Cleveland....it probably could have been used for biological warfare.
her: did you stop and wash it out?
me: The front desk had some spray bottle...I dont know what it was but it burned really bad, so i assume that means it was killing something. I washed it in the shower, like 6 hours later.
her: you should have....................................................................
me: yes, I know...how about just spare me the lecture and fix it.
My dogs see a butter knife and they get all excited
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