Kittatinny Ride

[pinkshirtphotos]

After not really riding since my preride at Ringwood I hit Kittatinny today. Great ride but now at the conclusion my bike is falling apart. My cog became loose, chain fell off because my ebb bolt is stripped, front wheel is shot and my rotor is bent. I'm about to take my brakes, stem and bars and get new everything else. New bikey time :getsome:

 

[walter]

I know someone selling a hooked up Salsa El Mariachi

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

I hear bike shops all across the country sell them too.

 

[walter]

thats just a rumor

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

I need something a little more unique.

 

[soundz]

 

[Norm]

Pogo sticks are unique.

 

[walter]

I need something a little more unique.

Put a dildo on the handlebars

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

My steerer tube is just stacked with spacers. The chicks dig it.

 

[ellbiddy]

Put a dildo on the handlebars

:hysterica

Or in place of the saddle!

 

[sixseven]

I need something a little more unique.

Nothing says "I'm unique" like a recumbent.

 

[bradmcnutt]

wouldn't it just be better to replace the seatpost with it.

 

[soundz]

Put a dildo on the handlebars

:hysterica

Or in place of the saddle!

wouldn't it just be better to replace the seatpost with it.

 

[dnap]

😱 This thread went into the gutter fast.

I especially like the versatility of the handlebar mounted sex toys.... who would have thought you could use it to carry your beer 🙄

Or soda cans in case beer doesn't come like that anymore....

 

[mwlikesbikes]

At least she's wearing a helmet.

 

[Norm]

😱 This thread went into the gutter fast.

Indeed. Can't say I'm surprised though.

 

[qsilvr99]

I wonder how good this deters theft? take some white or brown paint and smear on it plus a little on the frame😱