best Strava comment thread of all time?

#unblockbrendan I'm not even on Strava but this thread is too damn funny. Do people really take fake awards this seriously? (duh, obviously).
 
Norm said:
Haha, GD that's awesome.
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I can't believe that no ones caught on, or tried to call me out on it. I mean all they need to do is look at the rest of my rides to know I can't keep that kind of inhuman pace up a climb. They're like masturbating monkeys, they just keep going and going.
 
confession; One winter, I strava'd my drive home from work because I was certain that I was going to go so slow and was curious how slow I was actually going to go, and if I could beat a time I actually rode home TT style. Since I was going slow, but not fast enough to look like a car, I sniped a KOM or two. I was faster on some sections on my bike versus the car on the drive home. fantastic.
 
i know someone who got a 2nd place, so reported the first place as done in a car. I happened to be on the ride
with the first place person.....it was a downhill on a bombed out road -
 
ps - this is almost as good as the banana slicer comments on amazon.....
 
It looks like he blocked everyone or deleted the activity - link doesn't work anymore.
 
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