Banana Peels?

Did you know that bananas are bad luck on fishing boats? Don't let a captain see you with one. And it's a true, a few years ago a friend from work and I went on an overnight tuna fishing trip and I brought a banana. When we got out to the fishing grounds it was like deadliest catch - windy as hell, huge waves, 3/4 of the guys on the boat were throwing up all over the place, and we didn't catch shit. 2 small swordfish for the entire boat.
 
Bubble yum has spider eggs

Ozzy bites the head off a bat

Jagger and Bowie caught in bed together

Ok one of those could be true
 
urban legends.
Some people believe everything they read. But you do have to be careful out there. For example don't hi-beam someone driving towards you at night with no lights. Its a gang initiation, the person in the car you hi-beam will track you down and shoot you. True story, it happened to my brothers friends neighbor's mailman.
 
urban legends.
Some people believe everything they read. But you do have to be careful out there. For example don't hi-beam someone driving towards you at night with no lights. Its a gang initiation, the person in the car you hi-beam will track you down and shoot you. True story, it happened to my brothers friends neighbor's mailman.

Total bullshit. Everyone knows mailmen quit at 5:00 so they never work after dark.
 
urban legends.
Some people believe everything they read. But you do have to be careful out there. For example don't hi-beam someone driving towards you at night with no lights. Its a gang initiation, the person in the car you hi-beam will track you down and shoot you. True story, it happened to my brothers friends neighbor's mailman.

Except they were kerosene lamps when you were a kid.
 
Some people believe everything they read

Its ok iggy, you dont need to try to insult me on the sly, just come right out and say it.
And some dont.
And some recognize the fact they may not know everything and are not afraid to research or ask for others insight. The beginning of wisdom is not being afraid to ask.

I have been quite sick the past few days, so I lost my sense of humor.
Spartbard almost found it for me, but iggy kicked it back under the table.
You people are such snots sometimes.

just a start:
http://www.livestrong.com/article/457082-what-are-the-benefits-of-eating-banana-peels/
 
Its ok iggy, you dont need to try to insult me on the sly, just come right out and say it.

I don't insult people on the sly, I usually come right out and say it. Hope you are feeling better Jill and find your sense of humor. My post was not directed at anyone in particular.

If you are not afraid to ask a question then don't be afraid/insulted of stupid humor that goes along with the internets.

Cheers🙂
 
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