Tis the season.
And a bit late
As it usually starts this week.
Can it be simple like 1 point per hour and done.
No gimmes or tricks just 1 point per hour
I need something here just because.
I kept waiting for this to rhyme...definitely thought it was a poem. I'll FTFY below:
Lasy year January came and MTBNJ was in a tizzy,
So many BIYF rules that following the contest made us all dizzy.
Do we get points for driving on roads that we bike?
Does it count if I wear chamois while taking a hike?
So for 2016, simple rules we will be abiding,
A point per hour (max 2) or so just for riding.
Perhaps some bonus points for riding when cold,
This will ensure our contest winner is bold.
No bonus points for riding in the rain,
It may or may not be safe, so please use your brain.
Finally, lets make one overall rule for this "race",
If you ride trails when muddy, you come in last place.