Mad bee in the helmet

I got stung once, walking, by a bumble bee on my eyelid...I still find joy in the thought of his slow painful death shortly thereafter.
 
Lots of times riding moto back in the day, but never a bee--vents too small for that. Usually its a small flying bug or beetle that slides inbetween your cheek pads and finds its way straight to your ear. You stomp the brakes, dump the bike and rip off your helmet while jumping around like an idiot frantically trying to undo your d-rings with gloves on. The expression on your face kinda like that scene in the beginning of Star Trek: the Wrath of Khan where they slide those worms into Chekovs' ear. *cringe*

This 100% riding moto. Terrible experience. filled my ear with water hoping to drown whatever went in there.
 
Got the bee in the helmet ordeal this morning mid interval. That guy was quick on the sting. By the time I got my helmet off, the damage was done (to both of us).
 
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