A Potted Plant
Honorary Sod
I think we need some pro tips
If your scale is reflective please aim so we don't see you junk
If you are no longer able to defy gravity due to your age please be consistent, either u keep your sac on the scale or off it.
Please be consistent with what you're wearing if you weigh in wearing your wife's pumps u should continue to do so the whole time.
If you happen to be so fat you broke your scale please replace it with as similar one as you can.
If your scale is reflective please aim so we don't see you junk
If you are no longer able to defy gravity due to your age please be consistent, either u keep your sac on the scale or off it.
Please be consistent with what you're wearing if you weigh in wearing your wife's pumps u should continue to do so the whole time.
If you happen to be so fat you broke your scale please replace it with as similar one as you can.