Who's that Girl? - Ladies' talk

[Ghundi]

In light of all the riffraff on the original "Who's that Girl?" post on the General Bike Talk thread, I think it's only appropriate that we organize a ladies hartshorne ride accompanied by unicorn horns attached to all of our helmets. What do you ladies say?! @MissJR @Arwen's Mom @Dominos @mandi and @all the other ladies who think women on bikes are rad

 

[MissJR]

i think i found a new best friend.

 

[Arwen's Mom]

Walmart has a unicorn helmet, but only in kid sizes. Thats not fair.

Can I ride a beach cruiser at hartshorn?

 

[rocknrollgirl]

I would join you, but I don't have a "real" bike.

 

[MissJR]

i'm game for a hartshorne ride. i mean shore traffic (yuck) but maybe i can learn something about how to bring the hotness quotient up over here in lewis morris. my unicorn horn is in the shop tho... and i'm fresh out of douchebag* spray for those scary douchebag-on-the-trail encounters (they're seriously worse than hungry bears... uggh... i mean the axe body spray smell alone!) but i am game for meeting up for a ride. maybe we can sit in the parking lot and braid each other's hair and paint our nails and stuff too.

but seriously... i'm in.

* clarification on whether i should hyphenate douchebag is appreciated.
** also quotient? quota? my brain is broken right now. my lady brain can only handle so much thinking.

 

[The Heckler]

i'm game for a hartshorne ride. i mean shore traffic (yuck) but maybe i can learn something about how to bring the hotness quotient up over here in lewis morris. my unicorn horn is in the shop tho... and i'm fresh out of douchebag* spray for those scary douchebag-on-the-trail encounters (they're seriously worse than hungry bears... uggh... i mean the axe body spray smell alone!) but i am game for meeting up for a ride. maybe we can sit in the parking lot and braid each other's hair and paint our nails and stuff too.

but seriously... i'm in.

* clarification on whether i should hyphenate douchebag is appreciated.
** also quotient? quota? my brain is broken right now. my lady brain can only handle so much thinking.

Sorry for butting in to this thread, but I do have some bear spray left over from Wyoming you can borrow. It's not as strong as DB spray but if should work in a pinch.

It has a 30 foot range.

 

[Ghundi]

What day works for people to ride? I can usually do Friday after 4:30 or any time on the weekends.

 

[MissJR]

i'm coming from morristown so it's going to have to be a weekend... unless you want to hold off until the very end of august... i have two weeks vacation at that time...

i'm checking my schedule now... i have a shit ton of stuff i'm trying to organize... ironically it's all bike related.

 

[Ghundi]

Yeah let's wait til the end of August or even after Labor Day so beach traffic isn't an issue

 

[MissJR]

ok ladies--

you know how much i love the all-women's rides... and i'd really like to meet up and get a personal tour of hartshorne with @Ghundi ... i know summer can be rough with shore traffic and vacations... and then we start to get into more races with cross season... if you're interested in joining me on a road trip, please chime in here... and tag anyone i've missed who you think might be interested. (i'll drive!)

@ajcourain @Dominos @Dominique @mandi @pedals @muddybike
@Robin

 

[kichibot]

I'm ready.

 

[ajcourain]

My weekends are pretty well shot in August and September, but I've never heard of Hartsthorne so keep me posted because I'd love to join and check out a new place if I can.