This turned out to be a bit of an epic..
This was my first chance to give the Palooza a go. I started racing last year at Wawayanda, and after the DH40 I knew I wasn’t going to be missing any of the Dark Horse races, they really do put together a spectacular event. I was really looking forward to yesterday’s race. After shaking the rust off at Fair Hill last weekend, I was also felt I was capable of a pretty solid finish. With that said, yesterday was a pretty big disappointment, but a good learning experience for me.
My recap starts with me having a few weeks before the race to figure out what I am going to race. I don’t own a single speed. MattyB was very generous and offered me the use of one of his bikes, but I thought I would be more comfortable and stand a better chance on my own frame. I picked up some parts and converted my bike over. S/S chainring, a good quality spacer kit to get a nice chain line, I scored a Surly Singulator for chain tensioning purposes, and borrowed a cog from sexy rob. I set the bike up after the Fair Hill race, and all seemed well on the two test rides I did this week. I set the singulator to push up and it seemed to be holding tension fine. The plan was to carry zip ties with me as backup in the event I started losing tension. I was good to go.
I met up with rob and we rolled into the parking area around 7:30. The dark horse events seem to draw just about everyone from MTBNJ, and its great to see so many familiar faces. I register, gear up, and head out for a warm up with Jeremy and rob. We cruise around a bit then ride the prologue. I’m feeling pretty good. I was a bit late to the party getting to the start line, it was pretty packed when I got over there. I managed to work my way up and squeeze in at the front.
Off we go. Racing cat2 19-29 I have been accustomed to very hot starts. I’m not sure if this is typical across classes or we are young and dumb, but the first 15 minutes or so of most of my races are just stupid fast until people start just popping. This was a slow rollout. Everyone seemed content to cruise down the road at a less than blistering pace. A group of ten or so of us were pretty tightly packed in the front, and I was waiting for the 50 people behind us to blow by but it never happened. Thinking it was, I wanted to make sure I was in good position going into the single track and didn’t hit a bottle neck. I was stuck in the middle of the pack with Dustin to my left. There was some clear road on the left hand side and I told him to head up the left. Not sure if he heard me or was thinking the same thing, but we both took off up the left side and the two of us were out in front. I was making no attempt to get away, I just didn’t want to get hung up.
As we neared the single track a handful of guys passed me, and I was sitting towards the rear of the top ten, right where I wanted to be. No issues funneling into the single track. When we made it to the swampy section of the prologue, I was able to ride right through, no issues with people getting jammed up in front of me. Not sure of the order of events at this point, but I found myself trading spots with Capers and Dustin for the first half or so of the first lap. Pretty early on after the prologue I dropped my chain. I was pretty pissed but I popped it back on and figure it was a fluke. Pearl passed me as I was getting it back on, never to be seen again. I was feeling really good, made it up the peanut butter climb no issues. My gear choice seemed just right. Capers and I were together quite a bit, trading back and forth. He was keeping a good pace and for the middle of the lap I just kind of settled in behind him, he was pushing up through the dry rockier section with the punchy climbs really well so I just stuck to his wheel.
Somewhere along the way, less then halfway through the first lap I see RNG-rob standing hopelessly on the side of the trail with his chain in his hands like he going to try to jump rope with it or something. He asks if I have a chain tool, and happy to help a team mate in need I reach into my pocket as a pass by and toss him my multi-tool. I have one of those crank brothers tools with the rubber piece around it that keeps the tools from popping out and stabbing you. The rubber piece works great for tucking a quick link into, and also holds zip ties quite well. I never ride without this setup.
As I’m cruising along with Capers maybe ¾’s of the way through the first lap, I start thinking to myself that this race is going really well. I’m thinking we are keeping a solid pace and probably have a good lead on the field since a dozen or so of us made it through the early parts of the race super clean with no hang ups or bottle necks. I slip by Capers and I think I put a small 10 or 15 second gap on him. Then I hear some crunching. And some more crunching. Shit starts to hit the fan. Very quickly the chain goes from skipping only when really torquing on the cranks to the cranks jumping 180 degrees any time I put any kind of pressure on them. I drop my chain a second time, Capers and several others pass me. The tensioner has lost all tension. At this point I’m pretty pissed off and wondering if I’m going to have to walk out of here. I have no tool, no zip tie. In a frivolous attempt to revive it, I blast the tensioner with some water but it doesn’t come back to life. I proceed to limp my way through the remainder of the lap, running up any incline, coasting down the hills and lightly peddling through any flats. I was thinking to myself how this must be good practice for cyclocross. Any pressure on the cranks results in my chain skipping. I am passed by many. As I near the end of the lap I decide I’m going to finish. First though, I’m going to swing back to the car and see if I can fix the damn tensioner. I don’t care if I get DQ’d for doing this, I’m here, I’m soaking wet, and I want to ride my bike.
I cross through the start finish and cruise back to rob’s car. I grab the allen key and cone wrench needed and tighten up the singulator. It seems to respond, but I take the key and the cone wrench with me. As I jump back on the course obviously coming from the direction of cars, no one says anything to me. I’m wondering how many people came through during my 6 minute detour. My chain starts skipping again as I head up the peanut butter climb. I shoulder the bike and trudge up. That may have been more painful then riding it. I stop again, flip the bike over and work on the singulator. I crank on it, I may have broken the spring. It holds for a short time but fails again. More running up and riding down. A passer by alerted by the commotion of my drivetrain suggests using one of the twist ties from my number plate. I can’t believe I didn’t think of that. I stop again, rig that up. To my surprise it works fairly well for a while. I stop twice to redo it as they are not strong enough for the job. As I am going through the dry rockier section with the punchy climbs again I am racking my brain trying to think of what I can tie the tensioner up with. I had nothing on me.
Then it came to me- I can use my headband. My hand band was actually a sleeve cut off from an under armor shirt. I stop again to make this happen. As I do MattyB rolls up and offers help and I ask him if he has any zip ties, but he doesn’t. Of course in my weak ass cycling shape I know longer have the upper body strength to rip the damn headband, so I use my teeth to rip through it. I tie up the tensioner and head off. Amazingly, this works awesome. I’m pretty angry at this point so I just go into search and destroy mode. I chase down anyone I can find. Its quite fun to have a bike that now works. I pass at least 12-15 people on the backstretch of the second lap, and cruise across the line. I’m pretty shocked to find that I finish 24 out of 57 finishers in sport south.
Although I’m disappointed, I won’t speculate about what could have been. What happened to me is just part of racing. I’m glad I stuck it out though. My first race with mechanical issues, but still no DNF’s on my resume. I was happy to find that so many MTBNJ heads did so well. Thanks to the Dark Horse crew for putting on a great event. The conditions made it a unique experience for. I’ll be back next year for sure. :getsome:
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