You Spill Spoons Poll

You spill spoons, what do you do?

  • Run and hide from your shame

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • Clean 'em up - they never hit the floor

    Votes: 7 38.9%
  • Buy a fatbike

    Votes: 2 11.1%
  • Bacon

    Votes: 6 33.3%

  • Total voters


JORBA Board Member/Chapter Leader
so you're new at your job. been there for let's say 1 month and 6 days. you want to eat some applesauce. so you casually walk into the kitchen, and go to take a plastic spoon out of the box of plastic spoons. you get distracted, and spill the entire box of spoons (500 count, just opened) all over the floor. what do you do?


Mayor McCheese
Team MTBNJ Halter's
Holy shit, you broke the Internet. All 4 of those answers are viable.


Well-Known Member
let me guess, this guy has snow tires on his car, right?


"Spoons? What spoons?"



Well-Known Member
Team MTBNJ Halter's
if no one sees you do it, put them back in box.
if someone sees you do it yell 5 second rule and put them back in the box.


Active Member
Throw them all in the trash, making as much noise as possible. Then yell out "There's no fucking knives!!!"


Dave I had no idea what the topic of this was from the title...a new band maybe? Literal translation was the last thing I thought of
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