Dusty the Whale
Mr.Chainsaw
oh yeah...get it looked at...safe is better...dont drink and drive...they will give it a once over and then try to get you on a new one
You should get on your bike, right now, and ride into town. The first person you see, get off the bike, throw it as far as you can, and yell, "What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!"
After this, if the bike still works, you're golden. Otherwise, bring it to the shop.
Stay off the sh*t