way more fun than work...

MNicolosi

New Member
Definately supposed to be doing work right now, but I just joined the site and am having too much fun reading and posting.... anyone else out there doing the same thing.....????
 

walter

Fourth Party
I actually have myself a nice vacation from work so I am also having a blast reading and posting.
 
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DANSPANK

Guest
"yam bag" - Ha! I love slang words for genitalia. Can we start a side dictionary for stuff like that? I'll start:
Pods
buns
cherries
grapes
sack
wheels
chuds
plums (almost any fruit will work)
bleats
udders

I have more...
 

stb222

Love Drunk
Jerk Squad
Watermelons?
I think any type of melons should be reserved for the female anatomy. I think there are better terms for main dish the yam-bags goes with. veined varmint, one-eyed snake, trouser trout, etc...
 

Shaggz

A strong 7
Franks & Beans

[SIZE=-1]Charlie Jensen: Is it the frank or the beans?
Ted: I don't know, both I guess.
Warren: [ from outside ] Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans! [/SIZE]
 
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DANSPANK

Guest
I've got a book here called "Roger Melley's Profanisaurus Rex". It's a dictionary full of slang - 348 pages of it. Let me randomly pick a few pages. I'll try to keep it at least a little clean in order to keep my post from being removed, and I quote"

Porn Trauma n. Upon reaching the vinegar storkes whilst watching an art film and finding the screen suddenly filled by a big, sweaty bloke with large sideburns, to be too late to stop, and gwibble to a disappointing finish. See Vinegar Joe.

Mobe n. Abbreviation of Moby Dick. An epic turd, longer than a mini series, which may require harpooning with the lavatory brush to see it off.

Blob Jockey n. A gentleman with a penchant for fuller-figured ladies.
 

MNicolosi

New Member
hang down
german helmet
yogurt slinger.........
bits and pieces
man parts
twig and berries
meat and two bits
wedding tackle
testes
wee wee
ole' one eye ;)
 
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