Here's one for the bicycling programmers... Two code monkeys are talking over lunch. The first code monkey says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!'. So I took the bike" The second code monkey says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
hahaha Its funny because her bike was a 52cm, and he rides a 58cm. So the clothes and the bike didn't fit. Get it? hahahahaha