Steve Vai
Endurance Guy: Tolerates most of us.
Hey all. Instead of posting this up every week with a date, I'll just bump this one so any interested parties will know the ride is a go. Most of us probably know how this ride goes by now, but just in case...
Where: Chimney Rock Park in the Newman's Lane Lot
When: Tuesday's between 5:30-5:45pm
What: Carnage, Mayhem, and Mass Hysteria, in addition to 2-3 hours of Pain, Torture, and Blood. As a bonus it may also feature broken bikes, shredded sidewalls, huge gaping holes in kneecaps, and tons of sweat. We will hit every trail in the park in both directions at least once, sometimes twice. The pace is on the quicker side, there have been occasions when we've actually hit "plaid". The second lap features a to the death cage match-up between all remaining members of the ride, some may vomit, others will implode. There will be minor re-grouping. It is almost guaranteed I will crash just in front of you causing a massive pile-up, more-than-likely on a climb.
Single-speeders legs will fall off. We do a warm-up loop across from Newman's Lane and come back to the lot. If the pace is too much, you may bail out gracefully...
See you out on the trails!!
-Jim.
PS-Blowup dolls welcome, those who oppose are not...
Where: Chimney Rock Park in the Newman's Lane Lot
When: Tuesday's between 5:30-5:45pm
What: Carnage, Mayhem, and Mass Hysteria, in addition to 2-3 hours of Pain, Torture, and Blood. As a bonus it may also feature broken bikes, shredded sidewalls, huge gaping holes in kneecaps, and tons of sweat. We will hit every trail in the park in both directions at least once, sometimes twice. The pace is on the quicker side, there have been occasions when we've actually hit "plaid". The second lap features a to the death cage match-up between all remaining members of the ride, some may vomit, others will implode. There will be minor re-grouping. It is almost guaranteed I will crash just in front of you causing a massive pile-up, more-than-likely on a climb.
Single-speeders legs will fall off. We do a warm-up loop across from Newman's Lane and come back to the lot. If the pace is too much, you may bail out gracefully...
See you out on the trails!!
-Jim.
PS-Blowup dolls welcome, those who oppose are not...
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