why didn't they call it a pygmypony?
"FIU police had previously released a notice warning students that a man was spotted under a table at a campus library Aug. 29, along with a description and photo. Authorities say a man matching that description was spotted Tuesday on a scooter miles from the campus. Officers attempted a traffic stop, but say the man fled, eventually crashed and was arrested."Why were the police on scooters?
If he didn't wear the outfit the police wouldn't know which one to arrest because this is just the normal routine of every FloridianMust be a really slow day in the bicycle world.
Florida man steals cigarettes and booze while wearing Spider-Man mask, deputies say