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Honorary Sod
Grand Jury Duty
If he's here he must have done something wrong let me get the electric chair ready
Works every time
Grand Jury Duty
Update, I picked it up today. They left it a greasy dirty mess.
I made them look at it and said" I can imagine what one of your Bergen county snobs would say about this"!
Doesn't the service writer check finished cars?
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I used a slight variation on that after hearing case details one time: "If he was running from the cops, he has to be guilty of something!"If he's here he must have done something wrong let me get the electric chair ready
Works every time
I am on state grand jury in Trenton, it goes once a week for 20 weeks it is as horrible as it sounds. Best way to get out is if your job doesn’t pay claim financial burden. Told them I was gonna miss 4-6 weeks due to a newborn and they said fine but you’re still selectedGrand Jury Duty
I got out of it. They had enough “volunteers”I am on state grand jury in Trenton, it goes once a week for 20 weeks it is as horrible as it sounds. Best way to get out is if your job doesn’t pay claim financial burden. Told them I was gonna miss 4-6 weeks due to a newborn and they said fine but you’re still selected
That is Essex county right? Your lucky shit sucks and you would have def had to serve every weekI got out of it. They had enough “volunteers”
Mine would have been Wednesday for 18weeks in Newark.
Yeah. I think it’s better than regular jury duty though. I was there 2 hours and done.That is Essex county right? Your lucky shit sucks and you would have def had to serve every week
Go Real or Go Home.Before and after adding extra lights. PITA.
Best it’s gonna get. Time for a beer.
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Yeah we did a real one for years when the kids were little and it’s the same amount of PITA as the fake one except the cats don’t climb the fake one.Go Real or Go Home.
No good deed goes unpunishedDilemma I snow blow my neighbor for free every storm do I own up to eating their trashcan lid?
Dilemma I snow blow my neighbor for free every storm do I own up to eating their trashcan lid?