The Kalmyk's Tinfoil Hat Happy Hour (aka Most Useless Thread on MTBNJ)
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i lied .. i'm leaving now 5:15 .. weird, i moved to a different room and it placed me 10 blocks away .. now it back to my correct location .. i don't think the javascript way of determining your location is as accurate as the native way
Fogerson
Former Resident Nerd
Anybody wanna' take bets on that? Read on...
To bad he is wrong. They're programmed in HAL/S. If he was a true nerd he'd realize that Cobol isn't a language that would ever be used in a real-time environment.
gtluke
The Moped
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Lol tim you made him blush.
He asked if Hal/s was a cobal derrivitive.
Don't you have a wife tim? You can't be that nerdy, no girl has willfully touched phil. We are paying an ex stripper to flirt with him tonight for our entertainment.
Phil programmer the hardware in assembly in elevators you probaly ride on.
Now he programs poo plants with me
Lol tim you made him blush.
He asked if Hal/s was a cobal derrivitive.
Don't you have a wife tim? You can't be that nerdy, no girl has willfully touched phil. We are paying an ex stripper to flirt with him tonight for our entertainment.
Phil programmer the hardware in assembly in elevators you probaly ride on.
Now he programs poo plants with me
gtluke
The Moped
I forgot tim was a flying nerd. Phil’s autism revolves around trains, but only electi
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I forgot tim was a flying nerd. Phil’s autism revolves around trains, but only electic trains. And in the last few years he’s picked up nuclear plants. Aaand as I type this the accella just passed us going like 40mph and phil is revving the engine in his mustang. It’s got 140k on it and he’s never ever put a cd in the radio or turned the radio to a station, he drives in pure silence and doesn’t understand why I think it’s weird.
Live blog post:
I forgot tim was a flying nerd. Phil’s autism revolves around trains, but only electic trains. And in the last few years he’s picked up nuclear plants. Aaand as I type this the accella just passed us going like 40mph and phil is revving the engine in his mustang. It’s got 140k on it and he’s never ever put a cd in the radio or turned the radio to a station, he drives in pure silence and doesn’t understand why I think it’s weird.
Fogerson
Former Resident Nerd
Lol tim you made him blush.
He asked if Hal/s was a cobal derrivitive.
Don't you have a wife tim? You can't be that nerdy, no girl has willfully touched phil. We are paying an ex stripper to flirt with him tonight for our entertainment.
Phil programmer the hardware in assembly in elevators you probaly ride on.
Now he programs poo plants with me
Actually, it is a PL/1 derivative...which grew out of scientific/engineering languages (eg fortran). I worked with another derivative, PLM, way back when...really liked it.
Nobody has been able to explain why women have given me more than the time of day over the years...it may be one of the natural wonders of the world.