This reminds me of when my then-girlfriend and I sent out Christmas cards one year. We found this package of cards with a picture-esque Christmas Day setting with a family opening presents and we sharpied horns onto heads and arrows going through heads and tattoos on the mom's arms and such and inside we wrote things we thought we were hysterical like "I'm not happy it's Christmas, I'm actually very sad," and maybe we were loaded but I got to my buddy's card late in the game and was so drunk on my own funniness (and Jaeger) and just wrote FUCK YOU! in giant letters across the inside and we laughed and laughed and a few days later he called me up wondering what the hell was going on.
Antgold -- there's nothing going on, we'd just rather be mountain biking. Welcome.