Swiss Kriss

sixseven

New Member
Now here is a GREAT laxative. This stuff is like a dirt bike for your digestive tract!

I travel a lot and used to suffer from constipation quite a bit esp after long flights and adjusting to native cuisines. Now I just carry a bottle of these and pop a few pre flight. Smooth landing every time!

There is nothing worse than hitting the saddle looking forward to a nice ride and realizing you've got one in the chamber. Popping a few of these green miracle pills night before will ensure a nice pre ride deuce.

Suffer no more. Natural too.
 

Wobbegong

Well-Known Member
There is nothing worse than hitting the saddle looking forward to a nice ride and realizing you've got one in the chamber.

:D

This is why I dont care for early morning rides. I have a scheduled delivery time of 9am.

This thread is funny. I like poopy jokes. :)
 

MEAN IRISH GUY

Horse-faced space dog
i highly agree with having a pre ride deuce. had a run in with the brown brigade at allaire a few months ago. couldnt even sit on my saddle because the emergency hatch was about to blow. walking a mile plus clinching it to the trail had suuuucks.:D
 
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