IDK, if walking with your pants around you ankles isnt a big deal - then a shovel and rake shouldnt be either.
Yeah, really there's nothing I can say to counter that. But I admitted that in the other post, about the goat and bonfire. I was really referring more to publicly posting that you were going to rip it up this weekend and blaze new trails. If you're going to go with the pruning shears and/or explosives, I'd just keep it as low-profile as you can. I'm sure the pitchers & catchers that play ball back there wait until they're behind the shrubs before they drop their drawers.