BONUS STORY
I was at a local police officer's retirement party on Wednesday evening and heard a good one that had just happend last week.
A man and a woman met on Plenty of Fish, the old online dating app. They chatted and agreed to meet somewhere in person. So after a romantic meal at Burger King in Flemington, they decided to find a dimly lit park in which to continue the date. They both jumped into the man's car and parked at Tuccamirgan Park. Repayment for the double Whopper began after some clothing was removed. However, the man's 85% blockage from all the previous BK dates caught up with him and he began having severe chest pain that radiated down his left arm. The woman, who feared for her newly acquired provider, called 9-1-1.
PD arrived on scene with an ambulance and paramedics. EKG confirmed that the man is having the big one and this may be his last dessert run to the park. I asked for a description of the 9-1-1 caller and I was told, "yeah she was 2 bills easily."
The man is in a medically induced coma with severe heart damage.
A few days passed. The man's wife shows up at the PD to ask why the woman was in her husband's car. She apparently said something like, "I know men sometimes do strange things." The desk officer responded by saying you will have to ask your husband that question when he wakes up.
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