Raritan 911: Robocop

w_b

Well-Known Member
One time I got laid off they said no severance.
I said wat a dick punch. They said ok 2 weeks per year, don’t sue. OK, Back then a week’s pay get you a Blizzard today. Yum.
 

Carson

Sport Bacon
Team MTBNJ Halter's
Scary video from San Diego - rookie deputy almost dies from fentanyl OD just from getting too close

https://nypost.com/2021/08/06/calif...almost-dies-from-od-after-examining-fentanyl/

Wow, that's pretty crazy. We had a Flemington guy get a bit woozy one night; his partner was dealing with the arrest so I scooped him and took him up to the hospital in the patrol car. He was slurring his speech a little but never lost consciousness. He was fine but stayed a few hours for observation. After that, he carries extra Narcan for the K-9; always licking and sniffing shit on the floorboards...

Plus side: you've got good reason to fail a random drug test now.
 

rick81721

Lothar
My guess would be you have one less neighbor now. The only other place we go 3 or 4 deep is domestics and lunch.

It was an old woman who had her 40s/50s son from Colorado staying there the last 4 months. Cops stick around that long after a death?
 

jmanic

JORBA Board Member/Chapter Leader
Staff member
JORBA.ORG
Team MTBNJ Halter's
The only other place we go 3 or 4 deep is domestics and lunch.
Brings up something I've been meaning to ask-
When I see a single civilian vehicle flanked by like 7 staties on Rte 80,
what do we have?
Drugs, guns, attractive woman submitting a breathalyzer?

Feels like anything beyond 3 cars is going to be overkill.
 

Carson

Sport Bacon
Team MTBNJ Halter's
It was an old woman who had her 40s/50s son from Colorado staying there the last 4 months. Cops stick around that long after a death?

Yes. Until released by ME. And generally until removal by funeral home, if manpower allows.
 

Carson

Sport Bacon
Team MTBNJ Halter's
Brings up something I've been meaning to ask-
When I see a single civilian vehicle flanked by like 7 staties on Rte 80,
what do we have?
Drugs, guns, attractive woman submitting a breathalyzer?

Feels like anything beyond 3 cars is going to be overkill.

Likely stolen vehicle. Troopers are selfish about the attractive women. Becomes a big dick contest with them.
 

serviceguy

Well-Known Member
Brings up something I've been meaning to ask-
When I see a single civilian vehicle flanked by like 7 staties on Rte 80,
what do we have?
Drugs, guns, attractive woman submitting a breathalyzer?

Feels like anything beyond 3 cars is going to be overkill.
I swear I thought you wrote 'breasthalyzer'...
 
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