If you open a detailing business, put me on the list.
The best part of this job is you can do it remotely.I have a great opportunity for you. It includes mowing my lawn and I love firing slackers.
I have a great opportunity for you. It includes mowing my lawn and I love firing slackers.
When can you start?
Can practice on my Suburban. Hasn't been cleaned in over a year.If you open a detailing business, put me on the list.
They might need one down the block from my shop. Chris just saw one climbing into a running wood chipper to get the wood unstuck.Landscaper would be a great opportunity. Don't show for weeks, then mitigate the complaints by showing up with a flame thrower.
What could possibly go wrong?They might need one down the block from my shop. Chris just saw one climbing into a running wood chipper to get the wood unstuck.
Well, at least he climbed in feet first to kick it loose. Head first would be stupid.What could possibly go wrong?
Well, at least he climbed in feet first to kick it loose. Head first would be stupid.
That'cher friend in the wood chippa?
They might need one down the block from my shop. Chris just saw one climbing into a running wood chipper to get the wood unstuck.
What could possibly go wrong?
Well, at least he climbed in feet first to kick it loose. Head first would be stupid.
Either way...yes, that several seconds of regret while feeling your entire body feed into the machine is not to be missed!
Rick, you should get a job as a Walmart greeter and see what it takes to get fired from that job. Ease into it though, don't just start flinging your shit at customers on your first day. See what you can get away with first.
I have 3 neighbors that are cops. Well 2. One just retired and opened a power washing business. He was a detective in Newark.
Another one, who is about to retire, is looking to work in a bank investigating money laundering. That’s his current line of work.
I would have went the other way but hey, he’s a model citizen.
You up there in Copland, huh?