Since chainsaws are no longer welcome at the TM sessions.......
http://gizmodo.com/watch-a-chainsaw-open-a-beer-in-glorious-slow-motion-1570276344
even if it is hard cider....
http://gizmodo.com/watch-a-chainsaw-open-a-beer-in-glorious-slow-motion-1570276344
even if it is hard cider....