OFFICIAL: 2020 Fantasy Football Thread - MY BAD I DIDNT UPDATE THIS TITLE OFTEN ENOUGH
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Pearl
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
POWER RANKINGS
Still direspecting @jShort in the power rankings...
Using this playoff machine and if i win out and some other stuff goes my way, i'm in, but it's too much to type out lol
So @oobaa47, @Magic, @UtahJoe and @Patrick and pretty much locked in, just worrying about seeding. These last two weeks are going to be interesting for spots 6 through 8!
| Team Name | Power Ranking Score | Wins | Losses | Ties |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mariani Sauce | 4341.24 | 7 | 4 | 0 |
| Dead Sailors | 4195.19 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
| London Silly Nanies | 3906.57 | 7 | 4 | 0 |
| The Long Duck Dongs | 3882.9 | 6 | 5 | 0 |
| Equipo El Guac-Oh! | 3800.46 | 4 | 7 | 0 |
| Magic the Gathering | 3795.72 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
| Jody High Rollers | 3608.67 | 4 | 7 | 0 |
| The Crash Bandicoots | 3072 | 5 | 6 | 0 |
| Hippo Nipples | 2998.26 | 6 | 5 | 0 |
| Pocket Dogs | 2954.73 | 3 | 8 | 0 |
| Too $hort | 2920.42 | 6 | 5 | 0 |
| Team Carson | 2319.27 | 2 | 9 | 0 |
Still direspecting @jShort in the power rankings...
Using this playoff machine and if i win out and some other stuff goes my way, i'm in, but it's too much to type out lol
PLAYOFF ODDS
| Team Name | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | 10th | 11th | 12th | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dead Sailors | 51.35 | 26.62 | 18.28 | 3.75 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| Magic the Gathering | 33.52 | 35 | 18.87 | 10.75 | 1.85 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| Mariani Sauce | 13.5 | 26.42 | 35 | 19.47 | 5.48 | 0.13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| London Silly Nanies | 1.62 | 11.78 | 24.32 | 43.07 | 13.43 | 5.53 | 0.25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 99.75 |
| The Long Duck Dongs | 0 | 0.18 | 3.05 | 16.58 | 51.25 | 11.28 | 6.63 | 8.73 | 2.2 | 0.13 | 0 | 0 | 82.32 |
| Too $hort | 0 | 0 | 0.22 | 3.77 | 13.3 | 32.22 | 14.53 | 15.75 | 16.25 | 3.95 | 0 | 0 | 49.52 |
| Hippo Nipples | 0 | 0 | 0.25 | 2.6 | 11.7 | 18.92 | 24.97 | 18.2 | 19.2 | 4.15 | 0 | 0 | 33.48 |
| The Crash Bandicoots | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 21.65 | 14.2 | 20.95 | 20.22 | 19.67 | 0.3 | 0 | 24.65 |
| Equipo El Guac-Oh! | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9.25 | 33.07 | 26.82 | 23.2 | 6.98 | 0.68 | 0 | 9.25 |
| Jody High Rollers | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.03 | 6.35 | 9.55 | 18.7 | 62.35 | 2.02 | 0 | 1.03 |
| Pocket Dogs | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.22 | 2.77 | 95.68 | 1.32 | 0 |
| Team Carson | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.32 | 98.68 | 0 |
So @oobaa47, @Magic, @UtahJoe and @Patrick and pretty much locked in, just worrying about seeding. These last two weeks are going to be interesting for spots 6 through 8!
Pearl
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
MONDAY/TUESDAY NIGHT MIRACLE SITUATIONS
Ya boy is down 61.62 points against @oobaa47's sailors with Tyler Lockett and Seattles Kicker Jason Myers left to roll out tonight, and Gus The Bus Edwards on Tuesday. Looks like I can get to sleep early both nights. wompwompppp
@jmanic is only down 1.16 points to the @Patrick Sauce. The Pocket Dogs have 3 studs to roll out, Miles Sanders, Chris Carson and Jason Tucker. I think it's safe to bet the barn on.
@elzoller is -31.62 against @Carson, and it looks like @Carson will go to 3-9 unless Diontae Johnson pulls a Tyreek Hill.
And in the slugfest of the weekend, @jShort hangs 179.28 against @UtahJoe. The Silly Nanies have the Russell Wilson and DK Metcalf stack, but 64.48 points seems like way too much for them to cover in a single evening.
@Magic is -22.16 to @Chris26er, but both squads have pawns to play. @Magic is rolling out Chase Claypool and the Seattle Defense, while the Bandicoots have Travis Flugham, Dallas Goedert, Benny Snell and Chris Boswell. Vegas has the 'coots winning with a 94% chance, hard to see that not happening too.
Ya boy is down 61.62 points against @oobaa47's sailors with Tyler Lockett and Seattles Kicker Jason Myers left to roll out tonight, and Gus The Bus Edwards on Tuesday. Looks like I can get to sleep early both nights. wompwompppp
@jmanic is only down 1.16 points to the @Patrick Sauce. The Pocket Dogs have 3 studs to roll out, Miles Sanders, Chris Carson and Jason Tucker. I think it's safe to bet the barn on.
@elzoller is -31.62 against @Carson, and it looks like @Carson will go to 3-9 unless Diontae Johnson pulls a Tyreek Hill.
And in the slugfest of the weekend, @jShort hangs 179.28 against @UtahJoe. The Silly Nanies have the Russell Wilson and DK Metcalf stack, but 64.48 points seems like way too much for them to cover in a single evening.
@Magic is -22.16 to @Chris26er, but both squads have pawns to play. @Magic is rolling out Chase Claypool and the Seattle Defense, while the Bandicoots have Travis Flugham, Dallas Goedert, Benny Snell and Chris Boswell. Vegas has the 'coots winning with a 94% chance, hard to see that not happening too.
Pearl
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
Holy crud, what a wild week.
POWER RANKINGS
Lots of dreams were crushed this weekend.
PLAYOFF ODDS
4 people are locked in to the playoffs with @oobaa47 will be your #1 seed, while @jShort, @Norm, @stb222 and @Chris26er are battling it out for the final 2 spots. Will be getting spicy for sure.
We will go over the turd bowl next week.
POWER RANKINGS
| Team Name | Power Ranking Score | Wins | Losses | Ties |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dead Sailors | 4634.44 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
| Mariani Sauce | 4491.76 | 7 | 5 | 0 |
| London Silly Nanies | 4368.99 | 7 | 5 | 0 |
| The Long Duck Dongs | 3992.42 | 6 | 6 | 0 |
| Magic the Gathering | 3919.78 | 8 | 4 | 0 |
| Equipo El Guac-Oh! | 3890.6 | 4 | 8 | 0 |
| Jody High Rollers | 3713.54 | 4 | 8 | 0 |
| Too $hort | 3541.95 | 7 | 5 | 0 |
| The Crash Bandicoots | 3527.78 | 6 | 6 | 0 |
| Hippo Nipples | 3441.26 | 7 | 5 | 0 |
| Pocket Dogs | 3388.39 | 4 | 8 | 0 |
| Team Carson | 2591.4 | 3 | 9 | 0 |
Lots of dreams were crushed this weekend.
PLAYOFF ODDS
| Team Name | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | 10th | 11th | 12th | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dead Sailors | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| Magic the Gathering | 0 | 78.73 | 12.68 | 8.55 | 0.05 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| Mariani Sauce | 0 | 12.75 | 42.55 | 22.45 | 17.7 | 4.55 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| London Silly Nanies | 0 | 8.53 | 32.25 | 32.82 | 19.92 | 6.48 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100 |
| Too $hort | 0 | 0 | 9.73 | 25.9 | 35.35 | 22.25 | 6.73 | 0.05 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 93.22 |
| Hippo Nipples | 0 | 0 | 2.8 | 10.28 | 12.85 | 26.05 | 34.05 | 13.98 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 51.97 |
| The Long Duck Dongs | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14.13 | 21.65 | 36.92 | 27.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 35.77 |
| The Crash Bandicoots | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 19.02 | 22.3 | 58.67 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 19.02 |
4 people are locked in to the playoffs with @oobaa47 will be your #1 seed, while @jShort, @Norm, @stb222 and @Chris26er are battling it out for the final 2 spots. Will be getting spicy for sure.
We will go over the turd bowl next week.
elzoller
El Guac-Oh
Pearl
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
@stb222 needs to buy a Cole Beasley jersey for sure
TUESDAY NIGHT SITUATIONS
Everything is just about wrapped up, dreams have been shattered or have come true, but some are unfinished:
ya boy is down 64.6 points to @Patrick with Ceedee Lamb left to roll out, yawn
@jmanic is down 22.58 with Justin Tucker left to kick and JK Dobbins left to... not sure what he's going to do. @elzoller is a 57% favorite to close this out. With both 4-8 teams out of the dance, who really cares at this point.
Now games with playoff implications:
@UtahJoe is down 16.14 points with the Baltimore D to roll out against @stb222 and the dongs in a elimination game for Kevy. who knows what Ravens team shows up, but The Silly Nanies had a chance to knock the Dongs out of the big dance, and they look to be waltzing in now. I think this over.
The @HippoNipples, once an unstoppable force, winning games with players on byes, is in a win-and-in situation with @oobaa47. @Norm is down less than 1 point with Amari Cooper left to roll, but the Dead Sailors have the tricky Dalton Schultz left to roll.
If @Norm wins, he is in.
If @oobaa47 wins, @jShort is in.
Again, this is not official, based on the computer tiebreakers and estimates, but I think this is it.
WHAT A ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS BOYS
TUESDAY NIGHT SITUATIONS
Everything is just about wrapped up, dreams have been shattered or have come true, but some are unfinished:
ya boy is down 64.6 points to @Patrick with Ceedee Lamb left to roll out, yawn
@jmanic is down 22.58 with Justin Tucker left to kick and JK Dobbins left to... not sure what he's going to do. @elzoller is a 57% favorite to close this out. With both 4-8 teams out of the dance, who really cares at this point.
Now games with playoff implications:
@UtahJoe is down 16.14 points with the Baltimore D to roll out against @stb222 and the dongs in a elimination game for Kevy. who knows what Ravens team shows up, but The Silly Nanies had a chance to knock the Dongs out of the big dance, and they look to be waltzing in now. I think this over.
The @HippoNipples, once an unstoppable force, winning games with players on byes, is in a win-and-in situation with @oobaa47. @Norm is down less than 1 point with Amari Cooper left to roll, but the Dead Sailors have the tricky Dalton Schultz left to roll.
If @Norm wins, he is in.
If @oobaa47 wins, @jShort is in.
Again, this is not official, based on the computer tiebreakers and estimates, but I think this is it.
WHAT A ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS BOYS
I just spend all my time now making sure I have the kickers I need to succeed.
This has been a ROUGH stretch, thankfully thanks to the rest of the dreggs in this league, tonight's outcome really doesnt matter....
Sidenote...You guys remember @rick81721 ....Used to be an Eagles fan, back in that one year that they werent sucking....Anyone see what happened to Rick now that his Wentz wagon just got benched....by a guy who got benched for Tua...who got benched for Fitz-tradgic.......
Sidenote...You guys remember @rick81721 ....Used to be an Eagles fan, back in that one year that they werent sucking....Anyone see what happened to Rick now that his Wentz wagon just got benched....by a guy who got benched for Tua...who got benched for Fitz-tradgic.......