Odd happenings on the road

rick81721

Lothar
Didn't know where to put this so started a new thread. Ever ride down a hill on the road and have a bird chirping in your ear so loudly you think your bike is falling apart? Happened today on Wertzville road. Sudden loud chirping sounded like a wheel was falling off - lasted several seconds before I realized it wasn't the bike but a bird. It must have been flying along near my head for it to be that loud for that duration. Weird.
 

Kaleidopete

Well-Known Member
I get the BIG leaf stuck between the fork & tire that makes a woooosh, like I'm losing air from my tire.
 

Patrick

Overthinking the draft from the basement already
Staff member
Ha I think I got bird rolled

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rick81721

Lothar
Had a funny occurrence today: stopped at a T-intersection to turn left and some clown in a Tesla is behind me. Apparently he/she was so upset to have to wait 10 seconds for me to turn left that they executed a smokeless, soundless coal roll, whizzing (literally) by at high speed.
 

Mountain Bike Mike

Well-Known Member
You’ve lost your GD mind you old fart.

Hallucinating about little birdies chirping around your head. next thing you’ll tell us is you were attacked by a pack of black birds or coal rolled by the same white truck multiple times.
 

clarkenstein

JORBA Board Member/Chapter Leader
JORBA.ORG
I’ve had birds fly along side me - especially on canal road. It’s pretty cool to see and keep up with them.

Not on the road, but the coolest thing I have had happen was while flying down the pipeline in the Sourlands, about three turkeys took off and soared down the hill right in front of me.

The strangest thing I have had happen, again not on the road, was when a screech owl latched onto my helmet during a fight club ride. I looked up, saw owl eyes, and the thing dive-bombed my head. It held on for a solid second or two. I think @michael.su was there...
 

Dingo

Well-Known Member
I ran over a cat when I was about 10. Friggin thing ran right out in front of me, sent me over the bars, laying in the road while a dump truck was coming.
 

Dingo

Well-Known Member
I see dead people... just sayin
This is why we need mind memory transform. I can still see that frigiin cat under the front wheel of my Raleigh w/the 3 speed Sturmey Archer shifter...Oh and the truck slaming on the brakes behind me. lol
 

rick81721

Lothar
New record for me today - got coal rolled twice in one ride. First in Hillsborough on Hamilton road, then Franklin on Canal road south of 6mr. Fun times!
 

w_b

Well-Known Member
25 mph zone,with speed bumps, next to an Elementary School, and Edison Boys Baseball. And dis guy’s a professional... WTF?

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