(No Longer) Offensive Strava Segment Name
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jumpa
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ok, now its time. haha
It's that time of the year....
Wangchung is Lewmo with less elevation and more sticker bushes.
@jimvreeland Lewis Morris is right in my backyard... so if i want a quick ride after work, that's where i go... i'm comfortable there riding by myself too. there are other parks that aren't that far for me, but i'd rather ride in those places with people who are more experienced and know the parks batter than i do
and @fidodie Now i want an epic poop/fart joke next time i see you... no pressure.
i also now want to create a segment called Tampon Hill or something like that. see who wants to be KOM of that sucker.
and @fidodie Now i want an epic poop/fart joke next time i see you... no pressure.
i also now want to create a segment called Tampon Hill or something like that. see who wants to be KOM of that sucker.
I Ride Bikes
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Actually that is funny and you should make that.
Juggernaut
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@jimvreeland Lewis Morris is right in my backyard... so if i want a quick ride after work, that's where i go... i'm comfortable there riding by myself too. there are other parks that aren't that far for me, but i'd rather ride in those places with people who are more experienced and know the parks batter than i do
and @fidodie Now i want an epic poop/fart joke next time i see you... no pressure.
i also now want to create a segment called Tampon Hill or something like that. see who wants to be KOM of that sucker.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Bleeding out the eyeballs". I say go for it!
I'll jealously defend my 300th-ish place.
phillychris498
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https://www.strava.com/segments/12418593?filter=overall
Will there be a huge debate about this segment now??
Will there be a huge debate about this segment now??
Garlic Bread?
I Ride Bikes
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Someone really likes to party. I would have thought this kind of stuff would happen a Rutgers Eco Preserve instead of lewmo.
rick81721
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1speed
Incredibly profound yet fantastically flawed
You see, this is brilliant. I'm surprised more people don't do things like this to protect their KOMs on segments they create. Like why isn't everyone who creates a looping segment off-road naming it something like "Little Brown Ring". I can't imagine that too many people would want to brag to their friends that they "went riding and came home with a little brown ring".
Anyone else notice that on the Strava map the trail is ACTUALLY LABELED "GangBang?
Anyone else notice that on the Strava map the trail is ACTUALLY LABELED "GangBang?
oh FFS
All the times I've ridden there, I've never noticed it on the map until binge reading this thread for the past 30 minutes.......
FWIW, that segment was on the NICA coaches ride a few weeks ago... Probably a good thing the segment was changed before a bunch of 6th thru 12th graders ride it as past of a NICA race next spring...
Can you imagine the backlash then?
I'm really proud of @gtluke for being a great representative of the team and making us look like assholes. Great work.
jackx
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Nice, glad it was resolved.
Side note, I personally drew the trails in that map that Strava uses (in your screenshot). I now regret naming the trails Yellow and Orange when I could have named them penispenispenispenis
Anyone else notice that on the Strava map the trail is ACTUALLY LABELED "GangBang?
@gtluke Looks like some renamed the trails used by Strava.
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