letting men loose in a store

anrothar

entirely thrilled
nicked from mtbrider.com

>Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or
>boyfriend along shopping
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>This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in
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>Oxford:
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>Dear Mrs. Murray,
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>While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty
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>Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and
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>your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
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>Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our
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>surveillance cameras:
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>1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
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>trolleys when they weren't looking.
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>2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
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>intervals.
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>3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine
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>products aisle.
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>4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
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>"Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
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>5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
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>6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and
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>told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a
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>Calor gas stove.
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>7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he
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>began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
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>8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
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>mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
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>9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
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>Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants
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>were.
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>10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
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>"Mission Impossible" theme.
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>11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look"
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>using different size funnels.
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>12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled
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>"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
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>13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
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>assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices
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>again."
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>And; last, but not least:
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>14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a
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>while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."
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>Yours sincerely,
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>Charles Brown
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>Store Manager
 

walter

Fourth Party
you don't want to know what he is planning to do in your shop.

I wanna be there for that one, can we arrange something for when I am ready to pick up my next bike, maybe norm can give it a custom splattering
 
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