NickDavid
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A man is sitting in his chair watching a football game, when he says to his wife, "Honey, grab me a beer!"
His Wife says, "Nope, grab it yourself."
So he yells to her again, "Honey, grab me a beer!"
Once again his wife says, "No, grab it yourself!"
He starts getting fed up with this, and says, "If you don't grab me a beer, you're not going to see me for a few days."
His wife shrugs it off and says, "Who cares, grab it yourself!"
So one day goes by and she doesn't see him.
The second day goes by and she still doesn't see him.
Finally by time the third day came around, the swelling in her eyes went down enough so she could barely see him.
His Wife says, "Nope, grab it yourself."
So he yells to her again, "Honey, grab me a beer!"
Once again his wife says, "No, grab it yourself!"
He starts getting fed up with this, and says, "If you don't grab me a beer, you're not going to see me for a few days."
His wife shrugs it off and says, "Who cares, grab it yourself!"
So one day goes by and she doesn't see him.
The second day goes by and she still doesn't see him.
Finally by time the third day came around, the swelling in her eyes went down enough so she could barely see him.