Going Long and Hard.

[The Kalmyk]

You will come out of retirement for this. It has been decided.

I’m doing the Series next year Jim. You make it look easy enough to fool me into doing it?

 

[Steve Vai]

I’m doing the Series next year Jim. You make it look easy enough to fool me into doing it?

Do it!!

 

[JimN]

We're putting on a 1200k this year. BOOM!! Mark your calendars, start training, be psyched, here's your chance to go big right here at home!!

Hard pass, but you get down with your bad self!

 

[Paul H]

Start pedaling bro!! You have a year to train!!

 

[Steve Vai]

Hard pass, but you get down with your bad self!

C'mon!! You can make fun of Canadians in their natural habitat.

 

[Steve Vai]

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Training. It's like posting GIFs everywhere. But outside. And riding a bicycle. A lot. Outside. And on a bicycle. And not eating all the calories. And mostly riding a bicycle.

 

[A Potted Plant]

Training. It's like posting GIFs everywhere. But outside. And riding a bicycle. A lot. Outside. And on a bicycle. And not eating all the calories. And mostly riding a bicycle.

I think I can get off my couch and do this ride how much does it cost I got to get a passport

 

[Steve Vai]

I think I can get off my couch and do this ride how much does it cost I got to get a passport

These questions are irrelevant to me.

 

[Paul H]

Training. It's like posting GIFs everywhere. But outside. And riding a bicycle. A lot. Outside. And on a bicycle. And not eating all the calories. And mostly riding a bicycle.

 

[Steve Vai]

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Have you ever been out driving to a Krispy Kreme and see some folks on 2 wheeled, human powered, machines? Those are called bicycles. The act of making one move from point A to point B is called, "riding". If you do that with a little bit of focus it's called, "training".

My kid learned how to ride a 2-wheeler in an afternoon. You have a year. You'll be fine.

 

[Paul H]

Have you ever been out driving to a Krispy Kreme and see some folks on 2 wheeled, human powered, machines? Those are called bicycles. The act of making one move from point A to point B is called, "riding". If you do that with a little bit of focus it's called, "training".

My kid learned how to ride a 2-wheeler in an afternoon. You have a year. You'll be fine.

 

[Steve Vai]

Holy jesus balls my ribs are rebelling against me today. 2nd week and I'm still not quite ready to be on a bicycle, or put on my shoes, or sleep for more than a couple hours.

 

[thegock]

Holy jesus balls my ribs are rebelling against me today. 2nd week and I'm still not quite ready to be on a bicycle, or put on my shoes, or sleep for more than a couple hours.

Did you get an x-ray to rule out a punctured lung?

 

[MadisonDan]

Did you get an x-ray to rule out a punctured lung?

After another abnormally restless night, I broke down and went in for X-Rays on Thursday morning. And just as I suspected, there's too much scar tissue from years of broken bones to be conclusive. We're definitely certain something is broken, we just can't tell which of the breaks is this one.

 

[Steve Vai]

Did you get an x-ray to rule out a punctured lung?

Thursday.

 

[Paul H]

Holy jesus balls my ribs are rebelling against me today. 2nd week and I'm still not quite ready to be on a bicycle, or put on my shoes, or sleep for more than a couple hours.

Thursday.

Thinking you should feel better after the x-ray. Cuz you know.... radiation... Godzilla... you are the King of Monsters here.

Radiation healed Godzilla in the movies...

 

[Magic]

Have you tried vaping?

 

[Steve Vai]

 

[Soundguy]

Holy jesus balls my ribs are rebelling against me today. 2nd week and I'm still not quite ready to be on a bicycle, or put on my shoes, or sleep for more than a couple hours.

Putting on socks with cracked ribs is the worst shit on earth.

 

[Juggernaut]

Yeah...... when I’m in “a state”, I just wear no socks and loafers. Work smarter not ouch’er I say.