I have a burning hate in my belly for crap bikes. Life is too short to buy fkn crap bikes.
We had a kid in the summer that bought 3 bikes in the course of a months because he couldn't decide what type of riding he wanted to do. Turns out his parents let him take out his savings bonds to do this. He's in the shop telling us about this and how he has no money left. Then he looks at me and says, "It wasn't smart, but it was a good idea." :hmmm:
A little bit off topic but we used to send interns out for:
-a bag of sparks
-a skirting board ladder (the kickboard at the bottom of a wall)
-a long stand
-tartan paint
Ahhh the fun we had...
A little bit off topic but we used to send interns out for:
-a bag of sparks
-a skirting board ladder (the kickboard at the bottom of a wall)
-a long stand
-tartan paint
Ahhh the fun we had...
Oh I believe you. I bought my Super V from you guys and the people down there are a bit.... different.This guy really talked like that. I swear.
Have you ever been to south Jersey??
When you deal with the public you get all types. So I see it all.
Oh I believe you. I bought my Super V from you guys and the people down there are a bit.... different.
The first 2 sounds like they're just stupid but the third comment is just a poor and lame attempt at trying to be cool.From my restaurant days:
What kind fish is veal?
Can I get my ham steak MR?
I want my burger to remember it used to MOOOO!!!
Guy walks in and says - "Do you sell pedometers??"
i say (with a straight face) "This is a bike shop"
He says- " You don't have to be mean!" "How about stop watches"
I say - "right next to the pedometers"
He was really pissed off. He storms out swearing never to return.
I think to myself "my work here is done.."
I am sure that he has told everyone he know that we worship Satan, but we got such a laugh out of it.. I think it was worth it.
Speaking of the "this is a bike shop" I recently had a guy come in to get out of the rain. He asked where the umbrellas are. I said this is a bike shop sir. His response, I've bought umbrellas at bike shops before. Sure you have, and imitation Burberry handbags.
Speaking of the "this is a bike shop" I recently had a guy come in to get out of the rain. He asked where the umbrellas are. I said this is a bike shop sir. His response, I've bought umbrellas at bike shops before. Sure you have, and imitation Burberry handbags.
when i was in the boy scouts, the 3 most common were a left-handed smoke shifter, bacon stretcher and a box of dehydrated water.