Its like a train wreck, an Abba song, sticking hot pokers into your ears and being kicked repeatedly in the junk until you pass out, then waking up as you are dragged behind jdog's truck through fields of broken glass, razor wire and other things that hurt....but they play it so many times a day that all of the pain pales in comparison to what you would endure just to forget you ever saw the commercial and had it in your head FOR TWO FREAKING WEEKS.
That cat has considerably larger genitalia than a certain albino sasquatch that rides a SS 29er in allaire on a regular basis. This is reliable information from a certain shop owner in a town that has "junction" in its name.
The worst song in any ad...., ever.....,bar none. Between that and the
Eeeeeeviiile ***** with freshly shaved yam-bag, I may not sleep for a freakin' week. Every time that piece of crap commercial comes on my wife runs into the room just to mute it. I heard the whole thing once a couple of days ago and it is stuck in my head, over and over ....brain sludge from hell.
This happy horse shit is the reason why we Americans are looked down upon. We have our teachers busting their asses to make a difference and all it takes is a shitty cable commercial to reverse 12 years of schooling. I guess its fair to say that we have to have these promos to appeal to the urban market and for now, thats all I have.