Turns out I won another lottery in Nigeria. Below is the transcript of my current exchange with my new best friend in Nigeria. Would anyone here like to go with me to Lagos? I'll need someone to help me carry all my winnings!
Date: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:02:29 -0800
From: robertmueller@mail.com
Subject: IMPORTANT ALERT-FBI
To:
Anti-Terrorist and International Fraud Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
Seattle, Washington.
Telephone Number : (206) 973-2572
ATTN: BENEFICIARY
This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigation with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you legally won the sum of $800,000.00 USD from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via a Certified Cashier's Check.
blah blah you won money stuff...
My reply:
THAT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME. I COULD SURE USE THE MONEY. I'VE SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON WHORES, WHISKEY AND RACE CARS. THE REST I'VE WASTED. BY THE WAY, I WILL BE IN LAGOS LATER THIS MONTH, CASHING IN ALL THE LOTTERY TICKETS I'VE WON LATELY. SHALL WE JUST MEET UP THEN? IT WOULD BE MUCH FASTER THAN ALL THIS "MAIL ME A CHECK" STUFF. CAN I STAY AT YOUR HOUSE WHILE I AM IN NIGERIA? I'LL BE SURE TO REMEMBER YOU WHEN I GET ALL MY WINNINGS! THANK YOU MY ESTEEMED FRIEND!
Date: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:02:29 -0800
From: robertmueller@mail.com
Subject: IMPORTANT ALERT-FBI
To:
Anti-Terrorist and International Fraud Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
Seattle, Washington.
Telephone Number : (206) 973-2572
ATTN: BENEFICIARY
This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigation with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you legally won the sum of $800,000.00 USD from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via a Certified Cashier's Check.
blah blah you won money stuff...
My reply:
THAT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME. I COULD SURE USE THE MONEY. I'VE SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON WHORES, WHISKEY AND RACE CARS. THE REST I'VE WASTED. BY THE WAY, I WILL BE IN LAGOS LATER THIS MONTH, CASHING IN ALL THE LOTTERY TICKETS I'VE WON LATELY. SHALL WE JUST MEET UP THEN? IT WOULD BE MUCH FASTER THAN ALL THIS "MAIL ME A CHECK" STUFF. CAN I STAY AT YOUR HOUSE WHILE I AM IN NIGERIA? I'LL BE SURE TO REMEMBER YOU WHEN I GET ALL MY WINNINGS! THANK YOU MY ESTEEMED FRIEND!