I'm rich!!!

al415

Banned
Turns out I won another lottery in Nigeria. Below is the transcript of my current exchange with my new best friend in Nigeria. Would anyone here like to go with me to Lagos? I'll need someone to help me carry all my winnings!




Date: Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:02:29 -0800
From: robertmueller@mail.com
Subject: IMPORTANT ALERT-FBI
To:


Anti-Terrorist and International Fraud Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
Seattle, Washington.
Telephone Number : (206) 973-2572

ATTN: BENEFICIARY

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigation with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you legally won the sum of $800,000.00 USD from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via a Certified Cashier's Check.
blah blah you won money stuff...

My reply:

THAT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME. I COULD SURE USE THE MONEY. I'VE SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON WHORES, WHISKEY AND RACE CARS. THE REST I'VE WASTED. BY THE WAY, I WILL BE IN LAGOS LATER THIS MONTH, CASHING IN ALL THE LOTTERY TICKETS I'VE WON LATELY. SHALL WE JUST MEET UP THEN? IT WOULD BE MUCH FASTER THAN ALL THIS "MAIL ME A CHECK" STUFF. CAN I STAY AT YOUR HOUSE WHILE I AM IN NIGERIA? I'LL BE SURE TO REMEMBER YOU WHEN I GET ALL MY WINNINGS! THANK YOU MY ESTEEMED FRIEND!
 

Frank

Sasquatch
I won too !!! I chartered a plane so you can go with me!!! We need to make a stop on the way home though, I'm buying a Diamond mine.
 

al415

Banned
No way! you're the best! I have stop in London and pay respects to my recently departed relative, the General. We are going to have so much fun!
 

al415

Banned
Since your now wealthy beyond all means, can I have your Cross Bike???? :)

Sorry... But there is a very rich businessman who wants my cross bike. He keeps referring to it as "the valued item" and will pay me via bank wire, just as soon as I send him a blank check for him to get my bank information from. Craziest part is, HE IS FROM NIGERIA TOO!! So when we go there to collect our winnings we can drop off the cross bike at his penthouse.
 

MEAN IRISH GUY

Horse-faced space dog
are the people in that country THAT stupid to expect people here would actually send them a blank check? or is that the people here are stupid enough to actually SEND them the checks. :hmmm:

i wish someone would appoint me to be the "Common Sense Police", so that i may drive around to said stupid peoples houses and give em a good smack in the head with a rubber mallot.:D
 

jimvreeland

Endurance Guy: Tolerates most of us.
I just got this...

From: shadelove@arcor.de
Date: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 5:19 pm
Subject: Lucrative Business Forums.
To: shadelove@arcor.de

> FROM: Mr. Patrick K. W Chan
> (Executive Director & Chief financial Officer)
> Hang Seng Bank Limited
> 83 Des Voeux Road, Central
> Hong Kong SAR.
>
>
> It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive
> because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business
> proposal of mutual interest to share with you. I got your
> reference in my search for someone who suits my proposed
> business relationship.
>
> I am Mr. Patrick K. W Chan Executive Director & Chief financial
> Officer of Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have an obscured business
> suggestion for you. I will need you to assist me in executing a
> business project from Hong Kong to your country. It involves the
> transfer of a large sum of money. Everything concerning this
> transaction shall be legally done without hitch. Please endeavor
> to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.
>
> Once the funds have been successfully transferred into your
> account, we shall share in the ratio to be agreed by both of us
>
> I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below
> (pkchan_2001@yahoo.com.hk) and finally after that I shall
> furnish you with more information’s about this operation.
>
> Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not
> hunt me because I am putting my career and the life of my family
> at stake with this venture. Although nothing ventured is nothing
> gained.Do send me the following details when responding back to me.
>
>
> Your Full Names:
> Phone and Fax:
> Country.
>
> Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
>
> Kind Regards,
>
> Mr.Patrick K. W Chan
 

ChrisG

Unapologetic Lifer for Rock and Roll
i wish someone would appoint me to be the "Common Sense Police", so that i may drive around to said stupid peoples houses and give em a good smack in the head with a rubber mallot.:D
What will you do if we let you go home,
And the plastic's all melted,
And so is the chrome?
WHO ARE THE BRAIN POLICE?

What will you do when the label comes off,
And the plastic's all melted,
And the chrome is too soft?

WAAAAHHHHHH!
I think I'm gonna die . . .
I think I'm gonna die . . .
I think I'm going to die . . .
I think I'm going to die . . .
I think I'm going to die . . .
I think I'm going to die . . .
I'm gonna die . . .
I think I'm going to die . . .
I think I'm gonna die . . .
I'm going to die . . .
I think I'm gonna die . . .
I think I'm gonna die . . .
I think I'm gonna die . . .
Going to die!

WHO ARE THE BRAIN POLICE?

What will you do if the people you knew
Were the plastic that melted,
And the chromium too?
WHO ARE THE BRAIN POLICE?
----------------------------

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist...
 

J-Dro

Well-Known Member
Gotta love a Zappa aficionado.
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walter

Fourth Party
From: shadelove@arcor.de
Date: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 5:19 pm
Subject: Lucrative Business Forums.
To: shadelove@arcor.de

> FROM: Mr. Patrick K. W Chan
> (Executive Director & Chief financial Officer)
> Hang Seng Bank Limited
> 83 Des Voeux Road, Central
> Hong Kong SAR.
>
>
> It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive
> because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business
> proposal of mutual interest to share with you. I got your
> reference in my search for someone who suits my proposed
> business relationship.
>
> I am Mr. Patrick K. W Chan Executive Director & Chief financial
> Officer of Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have an obscured business
> suggestion for you. I will need you to assist me in executing a
> business project from Hong Kong to your country. It involves the
> transfer of a large sum of money. Everything concerning this
> transaction shall be legally done without hitch. Please endeavor
> to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.
>
> Once the funds have been successfully transferred into your
> account, we shall share in the ratio to be agreed by both of us
>
> I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below
> (pkchan_2001@yahoo.com.hk) and finally after that I shall
> furnish you with more information’s about this operation.
>
> Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not
> hunt me because I am putting my career and the life of my family
> at stake with this venture. Although nothing ventured is nothing
> gained.Do send me the following details when responding back to me.
>
>
> Your Full Names:
> Phone and Fax:
> Country.
>
> Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
>
> Kind Regards,
>
> Mr.Patrick K. W Chan

You should send this guy a big fat Cleveland Steamer!
 

Frank

Sasquatch
My day just keeps getting better....


Dear Partner.

I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred un
der the co-operation of a new partner from Chile. Presently I’m in Chile for
investment projects. Now kindly contact my Secretary and ask him to send you t
he $1.2m USD which I kept for your compensation. This is what he required from
you.

You Full Name....
Your Residence Address.....
Your Private Tel.........
Office Tel.........

Contact him immediately. His name is Mr Jamid Paul. Email ( pauljamd02@ubbi.co
m) Instruct him where to send the money and as soon as you received the money
please remember to let me know.

Thank,
Hon Azizi Ahmed.​

wow...oh happy day:)
 
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