I know this sounds really weird, but

[Pearl]

our cat Molly is sitting on my lap just chilling while watching the pro bowl. Her tail wagging back and forth. Then I was thinking how cool it would be to have a tail.

 

[Norm]

I see you're starting to act like a local already. Good acclimation skills.

 

[Patrick]

other than some obscure reddit thing, i couldn't find what it is called to self-image a tail.

since there is no word for it, you get to name it.

ps - someone slipped you something. they do that down there for sport

 

[Arwen's Mom]

Na'vi-ism?

 

[mike_243]

do you watch "Orphan Black"... there is a following of the "Transhuman" and this is one of their offshoot beliefs.
Although the show is fiction Transhuman is not...

 

[rlb]

Eating the cookies from your new neighbor?

 

[Patrick]

Na'vi-ism?

He may have seen that one!!

 

[gtluke]

Okay amy schumer

 

[jShort]

What happens when that shit gets caught in your wheel or chain?

 

[Pearl]

Okay amy schumer

lol never saw this, thats a good one

 

[1speed]

A tail would be a terrible thing economically, since you'd pretty much have to buy all new pants. And I can't be alone in thinking that specialty pants with a tail-sleeve are going to be anything other than oppressively expensive. And it's not even like you could use your poker winnings to pay for those pants, because that involuntary tail wagging every time you get a good hand would be a huge tell.

So I think if you follow the logic, you, too, will conclude that while it may seem like a desirable brass ring to aspire to, you probably dodged a bullet by not growing a tail.

 

[capedoc]

I often wonder what it must be like to have gills...Mannnnnn

 

[rick81721]

A tail would be a terrible thing economically, since you'd pretty much have to buy all new pants. And I can't be alone in thinking that specialty pants with a tail-sleeve are going to be anything other than oppressively expensive. And it's not even like you could use your poker winnings to pay for those pants, because that involuntary tail wagging every time you get a good hand would be a huge tell.

No advantage from a performance pov for cyclists either. Activities thar require balance however, like trail running or climbing, could help.

 

[qclabrat]