THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
Team MTBNJ Halter's
our cat Molly is sitting on my lap just chilling while watching the pro bowl. Her tail wagging back and forth. Then I was thinking how cool it would be to have a tail.
A tail would be a terrible thing economically, since you'd pretty much have to buy all new pants. And I can't be alone in thinking that specialty pants with a tail-sleeve are going to be anything other than oppressively expensive. And it's not even like you could use your poker winnings to pay for those pants, because that involuntary tail wagging every time you get a good hand would be a huge tell.