two words to describe how I get my wife through the holidays... (keep in mind we dont have kids....)
cabernet sauvignon
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two words to describe how I get my wife through the holidays... (keep in mind we dont have kids....)
cabernet sauvignon
In a grand effort to relieve holiday stress once and for all, I made an announcement over Thanksgiving dinner to the family (both mine and the in-laws) that everyone 18 and over is being cut-off from exchanging gifts and that I will no longer run around like a maniac trying to please everyone just for the sake of it.
Surprisingly, IT DID NOT WORK!
It got so bad in my family that my brother-in-law not only e-mails a wish list to everyone - he has progressed to the point of suggesting who should purchase which item! Then he went out to buy me something anyway and called to let me know that he ignored my wishes. I can't wait to see the look on their faces when I refuse to open it or reciprocate.
You can call me a heartless scrooge, but the holidays (the commercial non-religious part of it anyway) is for the kids, period. I spent two nights shopping for my two boys and their cousins (and of course mom is getting her Ipod). Done! This year we are opening presents at home and sitting around in our pajamas all day playing with the kids' new toys... I just hope my wife is talking to me again by then.
Another option is to drink copiously, the entire season. I don't recommend this, nor do I practice it. But it is an option.
I think all the "I hate Christmas" stuff is a little ridiculous. Like everything in life, you get out of it what you put into it. Put in the right attitude/effort, get out a great experience. If someone you know defines their Christmas on buying everyone a gift, I suggest accepting it gracefully and giving something nominal back in return. If you refuse something, that can be taken as an absolute rejection. While it may seem like an ideal to refuse to partake, think of the effect it has on others. Don't be someone else's buzzkill.
If you don't know what to do to help your SO, try this. Ask, "What can I do to help?" Don't wait until either of you are mad or frustrated. Do it before any situation escalates. And when you get an answer, follow through. Then ask how you can help further. You'd be surprised how often it actually works.
Another thing to keep in mind, though this is very hard to get a lot of people to agree to, is that any event that runs absolutely perfectly will be forgotten in no time. Remember that Easter where the ham was cooked perfectly and nobody got drunk and none of the kids ripped anyone's hair out and the day went perfectly? No, neither do I. Remember that time the turkey caught fire and then your uncle grabbed your other aunt's ass and she socked him in there eye? Man, those were the good times.
Sometimes, logic is more important.
It got so bad in my family that my brother-in-law not only e-mails a wish list to everyone - he has progressed to the point of suggesting who should purchase which item! Then he went out to buy me something anyway and called to let me know that he ignored my wishes. I can't wait to see the look on their faces when I refuse to open it or reciprocate.
Good advice and I follow this one closely....I stay in my basement drinking great beer and playing XBOX and listening to Dead albums and whatever other things I can't normally get away with for extended periods of time.
No kids yet here, but I still do stuff for the kids....including me!
I actually enjoy putting up the lights outside. I put on corny old Christmas music & take my time with it, and think of good memories from past years. I have a real tree. We put goofy antlers on the dog & go to the tree farm, have hot chocolate & mosey around. I put on corny Christmas music & trim it up, then lug it into the house.
My wife has all the ornaments in little boxes. I put the lights on the tree while she starts opening the boxes. the ornaments are not overkill, they are gifts from friends & family, and ones we have picked up when traveling together. She loves it.
Then I put the train around the tree...the same train I used to play with for hours when I was a kid. I leave it on, going slow, so it does the clackety sound without being too loud. It's relaxing.
We shop a little bit here & there, and some online. We break it up with a nice dinner, or a nice lunch. Its fun. This year we cut back too, like everyone. I am overly friendly to people at the registers in the stores, and keep good spirits. I crack jokes...we have fun.
On Christmas eve we go to a beautiful candlelight service with carols and amazing singing. It's beautiful. Then we sit by a fire & talk with our family & drink wine & hot cider.
If I looked at it all as obligations it would be misery.....I just go with the flow, and keep the 'holiday spirit'. I get to things when I get to them, no pressure. It feels like Christmas....and I feel bad for anyone who isn't able to get that feeling from carols & trees & lights & church & memories & giving gifts to people that may not be expensive but show that you actually know them...to me these things are all good things......and I am a grumpy SOB the rest of the year...ask my wife! Merry Christmas everybody!!!
Your Christmas sounds like a Hallmark card that came to life.....thanks for sharing.
Merry Christmas.
Not really...my family is dysfunctional like everyones..and all the usual stuff people freak about goes on....I just put a positive spin on it and have fun. And believe me I am not that kind of person. I am a crabby SOB! All the 'crap' that comes with the holidays is actually fun & nice in the right amount, people just OD on too much of it!
holy god, my wife's sisters husband did the EXACT thing to his aunts and uncles. specific list, by kid, what he thought they should get. i was blown away by the audacity of it.
how in the hell do you get away with this brad? really?
the BFJ christmas is a little of everything: low stress morning, medium stress afternoon, high stress evening mellowed by either several jack and waters or long trail double bags.
i too had the 'too long mass, too much travel, not enough being a kid' christmas when i was a kid. i simply will not subject my girls to that. i want wrapping paper everywhere, boxes thrown about and happy kids. that makes mommy happy too, so it's all good.
as for the standard stress stuff, well, try having a wife that's going into her ninth month of pregnancy RIGHT NOW. i can do zero right, but i keep trying. someday (maybe) i'll figure it all out.