Because i know everyone cares, I procrastinated on this, then COVID happened so i had been transporting my bike ghetto style inside the trunk (with lid half open) for a few months. FINALLY went to UHaul Scotch Plains and got hitch installed this weekend. They charged me $145. A little higher than i thought it would be but Uncle Sam's been paying me $600 per week to play with my son, drink beer and ride my bike since April so whatevs. Thanks again for all the advice and offers to help though. Next car is likely gonna be an SUV so the hitch thing should be easier.