Dudes, over the top of through the bear trap?

[gtluke]

Trying to determine which is the more common way to take a leak.
I was wearing a suit on Saturday which causes me to rethink my methodology since undoing a belt at a urinal is a great way to get piss on your belt.

 

[MissJR]

Kraken? that's being a *little* generous, no?

 

[MikeyBikey2000]

Kraken? that's being a *little* generous, no?

Wow.. what goes on at these Sedona trips?

 

[pooriggy]

It all depends on my mood. Sometimes I open up my lunch box and let it all hang out. When I have my work overalls on I gotta use the escape hatch, otherwise I'd wizz in my pants by the time I get my Johnson out.

 

[Mountain Bike Mike]

Undo the belt and tuck is back in to the first loop

Definitely felt creepy as hell doing this at my desk... BTW

 

[rottin']

Bear trap...just make sure to keep the Frank above the beans on way back up

 

[Santapez]

Anyone else get super paranoid when drinking heavily and using the urinal? It's that over-cautious over-thinking that goes on to not screw up a step in the process and find my sock is all wet or something like that.

Luke doesn't drink, so maybe that's why he worries about having the belt go into the urinal. He's missing the paranoia.

 

[clarkenstein]

when drinking heavily the last thing i would use was the urinal.

 

[1speed]

I worried about many of the same kind of things once upon a time, but in the end it was just too much of an ask to take the time to work it out. So now I just wear rubber pants and my weekly fire hose-and-lye baths do a serviceable job of managing the problem for me. I've found there is also the ancillary benefit of a statistically significant reduction in social interactions, which I have always found off-putting anyway.

 

[rick81721]

I thought only big fat guys used the belt unbuckled method. Bear trap always. Speaking of urinals, aussies are big on stainless steel troughs where you stand on a steel grate. No privacy tho when it's crowded

 

[Pearl]

bear trap w suit

 

[pooriggy]

Mitch does the pants down to ankles at urinal to prevent drippage.

 

[Magic]

Does it bother you when pee on your belt? Be proud, chin up, and continue with your day.

 

[Monkey Soup]

Over the top with suit. I find the bear trap to be insufficiently sized with most suits. Releasing the bear isn't the issue, its reversing it back through the trap and into its den where the its difficult to perform unscathed.

 

[qclabrat]

I find it hilarious seeing little kids at the urinals, they just drop their pants/draws to their ankles and don't give a crap if anyone sees their bare ass

 

[soundz]

It's hard through the bear trap when you have boner.

 

[BiknBen]

Just remember, "If you shake it more than twice...you are playing with it!"

 

[gtluke]

I find it hilarious watching little kids at the urinals, they just drop their pants/draws to their ankles and don't give a crap if anyone sees their bare ass

Is like an alternative to bird watching?

 

[Juggernaut]

Mitch does the pants down to ankles at urinal to prevent drippage.

What?!?! Then you've got moisture penetration from above AND below!

 

[qclabrat]

Is like an alternative to bird watching?

hmm, creepy, reworded...