this was on Craigslist and just hit me as a classic....if this is anyone's here I am sorry for your loss but your post is great....
http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/bik/886380921.html
Date: 2008-10-20, 1:13PM EDT
ALERT: bike stolen, single-speed road bike, very very dark green (black), "bullhorn" handlebars, Dawes. If seen please run over with car (unless not being ridden, in which case: please return).
Reward for bike: $10
Reward for catching thief: $300
Reward for corpse: $1000
Location: Lake Como
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/bik/886380921.html
Date: 2008-10-20, 1:13PM EDT
ALERT: bike stolen, single-speed road bike, very very dark green (black), "bullhorn" handlebars, Dawes. If seen please run over with car (unless not being ridden, in which case: please return).
Reward for bike: $10
Reward for catching thief: $300
Reward for corpse: $1000
Location: Lake Como
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests