don't know if should be in help wanted or just humor


JORBA Board Member/Chapter Leader
this was on Craigslist and just hit me as a classic....if this is anyone's here I am sorry for your loss but your post is great....:)

Date: 2008-10-20, 1:13PM EDT

ALERT: bike stolen, single-speed road bike, very very dark green (black), "bullhorn" handlebars, Dawes. If seen please run over with car (unless not being ridden, in which case: please return).

Reward for bike: $10
Reward for catching thief: $300
Reward for corpse: $1000

Location: Lake Como
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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