While that isn't why I have this screen name, that works for me
If anyone caught SNL's Weekend Update - Really? segment, there were some great quotes on the Phelps issue -
USA Swimming, really‽ - If you want someone to stop smoking weed, don't give them 3 months off, that's what you do if you want someone to finish Call of Duty.
Parents, if your kid says Michael Phelps smokes pot, why can't I? Say you can, as soon as you win 12 gold medals for your country
If you're at a party, and you see Phelps smoking a bong, and if your first thought isn't Wow I get to Party with Phelps, and you take a picture and sell it to a tabloid, you should take a long look at a mirror, cause you're a DICK"
this has got to stop. you have the goat baseball players all going down the tubes, accusations against the best athlete of all time (lance), and Phelps is getting his teeth kicked in over a depressant. What will happen when roids are banned from football? Meanwhile, pete rose isn't in the hall because of sports betting. I don't know what my point is:hmmm: