Wow, so many possible replies to this thread. I'll go with this one:
You know, a guy just walked up to me at work with a blender and said, "Hey, do you want to stick your dick in this blender for the next 4 minutes?" I declined, opting instead to watch this video. I'm not sure I made the right choice.
Like an idiot I clicked on it. But this time I lasted 36 seconds before cutting it short. It's mesmerizing at first, but then I couldn't stop laughing because it's so absurd. I had to stop because I felt my soul melting.