Chuck Norris Facts

my faves:

-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

-Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

-On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

-Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
 
I had a bunch of them, even Yoda and the Superman ones that came with a cape.

I bought Mrs Walter Wonderwoman underoos this past Christmas!
 
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This one cracks me up everytime
"Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result."
 
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