Cats behaving badly

[1speed]

not only is he making it hard to do my work, but now's he's picking up bad information from the internet.


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You better call a plumber. You don't want him adding a faucet himself. It might be the whole "no thumbs" thing, but in my experience, cats are just simply terrible plumbers ...

 

[dvaidya]

do not own any pets but would vertical blinds work better for cats? nothing for them to hang on or attempt to climb.

 

[moose35]

do not own any pets but would vertical blinds work better for cats? nothing for them to hang on or attempt to climb.

You'd need to own a cat to understand

 

[iman29]

not only is he making it hard to do my work, but now's he's picking up bad information from the internet.


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I literally snorted my water on this ROFL!

 

[iman29]

You'd need to own a cat to understand

^^^this

 

[iman29]

do not own any pets but would vertical blinds work better for cats? nothing for them to hang on or attempt to climb.

this will likely result in the cat thinking he/she can actually climb the blinds and eventually pull down one or many of the slats. or just swat at them incessantly back and forth sometime around 2-4 AM on a night where you have to get up early the next day for something important.

and with my Cat that thinks shes a goat will just chew on them anyway. and then puke it up right in the spot where my feet land in the morning getting out of bed.

 

[dvaidya]

this will likely result in the cat thinking he/she can actually climb the blinds and eventually pull down one or many of the slats. or just swat at them incessantly back and forth sometime around 2-4 AM on a night where you have to get up early the next day for something important.

and with my Cat that thinks shes a goat will just chew on them anyway. and then puke it up right in the spot where my feet land in the morning getting out of bed.

learning new things

 

[shrpshtr325]

learning new things

lesson you SHOULD be taking away from this is "dont have a cat"

 

[Santapez]

lesson you SHOULD be taking away from this is "dont have a cat"

They are pains in the asses, but at least they're better than dogs.

 

[serviceguy]

lesson you SHOULD be taking away from this is "dont have a cat"

for the "don't have a dog" lesson you can refer to the 'dog training thread' instead...

They are pains in the asses, but at least they're better than dogs.

...which are better than most people...where does that leave us?!?!?!

 

[2Julianas]

My insane tuxedo cat starts running around the bedroom and making weird guttural squeaky noises at 5:30am. Then he jumps on my head, gently reaches his extended claw to my face, and hooks my sensitive cheek skin in his murderpaw. He will keep doing it even if I cover my face. Usually that nets him a swift boot off the bed so he switches tactics. He activates my fat grey tabby to claw her way up to sit on my chest so I cannot breathe. However I REFUSE to feed them until 7am. Cats are a$$holes.

 

[THATmanMANNY]

This is a $250 chair. We have 4 of themz for 8 years

 

[Santapez]

Have you guys tried reasoning with your cats?

 

[iman29]

this sums it up pretty well.

 

[shrpshtr325]

They are pains in the asses, but at least they're better than dogs.

this is definitely a false statement, coming from someone who has both atm.

at least you can train dogs, cats are just out for themselves

 

[iman29]

this is definitely a false statement, coming from someone who has both atm.

at least you can train dogs, cats are just out for themselves

+1 agree

and having 2 cats cuts down on maybe 20% of the nonsense the one cat would cause on its own since they can keep each other occupied.

 

[JerseyPete]

at least you can train dogs,

I wish I could train my dogs to do this:

 

[shrpshtr325]

I wish I could train my dogs to do this:

photoshopped (or w/e the video equivalent is)

 

[serviceguy]

photoshopped (or w/e the video equivalent is)

Nope, true story. I was looking into it for Bubba, then he got diabetes and started going outside his litter box, there was no point...

 

[2Julianas]

This is a $250 chair. We have 4 of themz for 8 years
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Are those Crate and Barrell leather covered chairs? My cats wrecked two sets of 6 and the matching bench